On April 4th, Robert Downey Jr. Turns 59 Years Old. Can Someone Please Remind Him To Get The AARP Benefits?

more of these bitches

No........(but I have reasons)

Little reminder: Have you drank water today?

@randomheathenchild

love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

Can someone pls tell me how this man is never looking bad in any of his pictures, I mean....... ooooooh Lord. Like I said before, the man that literally never ages.

Can we pls like, recognize how special he is, I mean he has helped me through so many things and I feel like this is wrong and Colby, if your seeing this, I'm so sorry, but I simp for this man.

PLS LIKE IF YOU DO THE EXACT SAME!!!!

Guys this was supposed to be posted on my other blog ColbyBrock4Life so the reblog will be for that blog pls don't reblog this!

Random bs go

Iron man in the 1st iron man movie when on the news he is dubbed "iron man". Tony Um, actually... Its gold titanium alloy.

Pov me GET OUT

MY SISTER WROTE THIS SRY

My mom gave me a peice of bread and my friend had a mustard packet, therefore, mustard toast

Hey uh, I laughed for like 40 minutes today nonstop and it hurt would you like me to grace you with my laughing thing

IDK if you don't think about this

Mustard Toast....... That's what I had for lunch

My friends kept calling me weird

I hope that made you smile bc I'm dumb, and dumb things made people laugh

please laugh.......

Alright, first off—Mustard Toast? I don’t know why, but that cracked me up. You caught me in a good mood, lucky you.

Your friends don’t know what they’re talking about. That’s gold. Sometimes the weirdest things are the funniest.

And hey, laughing for 40 minutes? You’re making me think I should try that sometime. You definitely made me smile. Keep being you. The world could use more of that kinda dumb fun.

I am so sorry for saying something insinuating an illegal activity, but am I still one of your favorite personal assistants?

"with great power comes great responsibility" but does responsibility pay for takeout? no. no it does not.

i walk like Bucky, run like Steve quote all of them and tilt my head like Wanda/Bucky

I also run down stairs like an MCU fight scene

Things I randomly do because of Movies/Shows:

MCU:

Wanda's hand motions when using her powers

The Black Widow pose

Winter Soldier knife throw

Arcane:

Jinx's finger gun thing

Harry Potter:

Using a stick and pretending it a wand and casting random spells(typically Wiguardiam Leviosa: Swish and Flick)

I Love you too

I love you if you see this 🫶🏼💕 please say it back 🩷🥺

yes

I mean, is it really a cult if we’re all having fun?