Computer: Please enter a password.
Queen: *Types in Noelle*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Queen: HOW DARE YOU-
Eda: Kids!
Luz: We're sleeping!
Eda: KIDS!
King: We're dead!
Kris: Hello? 911? Yes, hi, I accidentally raised my voice at Ralsei and I need to be arrested.
911 operator: Kris, we've talked about this
Midoriya: What’s wrong with you?!
Shigaraki: Off the top of my head, I’d say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
What's hilarious about your hc of Swatch calling Berdly "Burgundy" is that it's absolutely not his color lmao So Swatch's brain was like "name starts with a B and ends with y and there's a d somewhere in there? Burgundy, for sure."
Swatch: Young Master, the Queen re-
Berdly: You can just use my name.
Swatch: ...Okay...
Berdly: Do...you know my name?
Swatch: Yes?
Berdly: What is it?
Swatch: ...B...blue-
Berdy: No- Ber...
Swatch: Ber...Bur.......Burgundy.
Berdly: Where the heck did you get that from-
Swatch: ...Bird...color...bur...Burgundy...
Berdly: Are you okay???
Player: Frisk, what's your gender?
Frisk: What's a gender?
Player: Are you a boy or a girl?
Frisk: Mom, am I a boy or a girl?
Toriel: Not necessarily.
Player: Chara, what's your gender?
Chara: No.
Player: What do you m-
Chara: No.
Player: Kris, what's your gender?
Kris: [flips you off without breaking stride]
Is it a critical hit if your trans?
Ok so might be my only post that’s not a repost or something but I don’t know and i need to talk about this
Also might contain spoilers to the new dr who episode
In both episodes dot and bubble and rogue their was no snow
None at all, I get dot and bubble because Ruby wasn’t really there until the exact end but why in rogue? I personally don’t have theories and also don’t know if I just missed it or not
Kidnapper: We have your classmate.
Ritsu: …
Kidnapper: I said we have your–
Ritsu: Yeah, I heard you. You have Nagisa. You’re calling me from the hotel just outside of Okinawa and I can tell you your date of birth, social security number, and bank account PINs right now. Are you sure you’d like to play this game?
Kidnapper: Wh–
Ritsu: Oh, and by the way, you are gravely mistaken. You don’t have him. He has you.
Kidnapper: *disconnected screaming*
Ritsu: Heh. That’s my boy.