Latest Posts by intrenalcrisisnerd - Page 3

TMI Gang on a mission after edom

Alec: * makes a plan*

Simon: That's a shitty plan

Alec: okay you might have pulled through in Edom, but I make the plans!

Alec: I kept Jace and Izzy alive before you showed up

Simon: That's because your plans are shitty but theirs are somehow worse

Jace and Izzy: That's fair

Simon Lewis and Stiles Stillinski have the same energy

The TMI Gang in the first half if TMI:

Idk guys maybe we should wait for the adults

The TMI Gang in the second half of TMI:

The adults are useless, guess we have to do this ourselves.

The TMI Gang in TDA:

Wait...WE ARE THE ADULTS!!

Magnus using "they've been through some stuff" to excuse the TMI gang for doing weird stuff only they would do, has unlocked something in me I didn't know I needed

This is all you need to know about TMI Gang

I want more Dark!Simon Lewis fics. I want a dark, twisted morally grey, possibly insane murder happy Simon. Fics where he sees merit in Camilles ideals, where he's done with the crap the 'shadowhunter' put him through with out any recognition. Fics where he's a demon, or a serial killer. Make him be a solo act badass, or make him have a partner in crime, Saia, Sizzy, Jimon, Simon/ Jonathon, I DON'T CARE. All they others get these AU( Alec, Magnus, Clary ect.), Simon has more greater demon kills then the rest of the group combined, Lilith, Abbadon, the whole Azazel thing.He got an angel to listen to him. Asmodues has his immortal life force!! I want fic where they change up his curse and Asmoudes uses him to raise Lucifer or something. Lilith and Camille both sought him out directly in there attempt at power, I'm tired of him being portrayed as a tag along, he literally carried the team through out the dark war! He watched someone he though of as his brother die, and everyone just kinda brushes over it like it didn't matter!! I want that backlash, this is the guy who THREATENED an actual angel! He doesn't just tag along and get kidnapped. The entire shadow world just kinda treats him like the weak link, when he's not! Remember, he went through the entire mortal instrument without an once of formal training, and still killed THE MOTHER OF DEMONS, beat Jace in CoLS, figured out how to survive Edom, killed abbadon on Day 1. Even Alec says he goes undervalued. I want more BAMF Simon fics. Simon Lewis people, appreciate him.

Malec

i want to experiment. reblog this with your fav tsc ship. i want to see which one is truly the most popular.

okay hear me out here

Will and Gabriel and Gideon and Sophie and Cecily and Charlotte and Henry and Cordelia and Lucie and Anna and The Merry Thieves just forming a fandom for the TMI and TDA characters.

And they tune in through seraph blades. Like every time someone names a blade, they hear static and get audio till the person's done using the blade.

Otherwise it's just like a silent cartoon

All of them desperately trying to figure out wth Magnus and Tessa and Jem are doing.

Mathew becoming a bookie and taking bets.

Watching clace like a soap opera.

All of them simping for Malec and Will being like OH SO HE DID KISS ME.

Cordelia admiring Emma when she uses Cortana.

All of them wondering how Tatiana Blackthorn, of all people, produced a descendant as awesome as Jules.

Charlotte sighing in exasperation every time Clary calls herself Fray but also fondly remembering the warlock girl with no mark that came to live with them in the London Institute.

Will going absolutely ballistic when Jem and Tessa finally get together going THATS MY PARABATAIII.

Christopher being so proud of Clary and Anna being so proud of Alec and also Izzy.

Okay who's writing this fanfic?

Kit Herondale is the definition of Bi Panic. No I don't take criticism.

I find the fact that Simon and Alec keep walking on on each other in *compromising positions * hilarious. It's like the trapped in a endless loop. And I love the Alec and Simon bromance in TSC

I feel number 3 on a spiritual level.....this list hits diffrent

phases of joining a new fandom

1. obsessively consume all canon content faster than human beings should be capable 2. pick a ship at random and read 2/3 of everything that exists on AO3 for that ship 3. The YouTube Edits Phase™ 4. what’s in this tag on tumblr? (repeat as many times as necessary) 5. scream

THIS....did NOT age well....

God, what if George Lovelace doesn’t survive ascension?

What if he does so well in his training, if he’s calmed Simon from nightmares for months by this time, and they’ve told each other dozens of old secrets and made some new ones, and George is one of few people simon has a solid wonderful, cover-to-cover memory of

And when finally he takes the cup, something in it doesn’t take, and George is just gone?

It’ll be the second time Simon loses his friendly, supportive roommate/friend who made the shadow world bearable.

Simon would be loaded by now.....

Aline: If I had a nickel for every time I've been kidnapped, I wouldn't have any money, but I'd have peace of mind

Simon: Good for you

Just like to say the Simon Lewis is and always will be one of my favorite characters of all time

AJDJSHFSH SIMON IS REALLY OUT HERE THREATENING AN ANGEL WITH PERMANENT ANNOYANCE

Tony: *stares in concern*

Morgan: people who sleep without socks on make me worry.

Harley: people who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.

Shuri: People who sleep are weird.

Peter: I was a sock once.

Looking for s SPN where Lucifer won is season 5 and kinda brainwashed Sam and Dean to be his 'generals'... I think Dean ended up using angel grace or blood to be immortal and match with demon blood Sam... there was almost of Crowley angst.....it was on ao3 is anyone knows this one plus let me know.

These dads and their idiot sons deserve better

Happy father’s day

Tony watching this on cameras: what the hell did i just witness

Peter: Yeet

Harley: Yeehaw

Peter: YEET

Harley: YEEHAW

Morgan: Yeethaw!!

Peter:

Harley:

Both: YEETHAW

random mugger: give me your money

harley: *holds up a reverse UNO card* bitch, give me YOUR money

random mugger: the fuck-

**later**

harley: and that's how i avoided getting mugged!

tony: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Harley

Me: Comics!Tony seems to much more reasonable than MCU!Tony, I’m starting to actually like him

Comics!Tony:

Recruits Supervillians to hunt down Superheroes

Signs Peter up to hunt down Superheroes without even bothering to consult him

Enforces a law he KNOWS is unjust and wrong when being a hero literally means doing the exact opposite of that

Tells Peter this is how things are and it’s not gonna change one second…

Threatens Aunt May and Mary Jane

Literally goes back on his position about whether the prison he’s built is temporary or permanent

… the last three kinda speak for themselves, tbh

Shuri: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

Villain: *laughing* You’re just a group of teenagers! I’ve already incapacitated the likes of iron man, Black Panther, and Doctor Strange!

Villain: THE AVENGERS COULDN’T STOP ME! NO ONE CAN STOP ME! Not when I have THIS! *charges up weapon*

Harley: HOLD IT! You have to wait your turn. We get the first move.

Villain: Wait...... my..... turn?

Harley: yes! I haven’t even selected who to use yet! Spider-Man I choose you!

Spider-Man: *pops out* SPIDEY SPIDEY!

Harley: USE TAUNT!

Spider-Man: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries!

Villain: what the f*ck is going on?

Doctor Strange: teenagers are very spiteful

T’Challa: all we did was punish them by taking away there video games

Tony: Turns out to be more of punishment for us instead.

Peter: *on the phone* Mr. Stark! I need your help! I-

Tony: nuh-uh petey is the House on fire?

Peter: .....No?

Tony: then it’s not really an emergency. *hangs up*

Shuri: what did he say? What do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

Peter: apparently it’s not an emergency.

Harley: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE F*CK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY?!?!?

Peter: I-I don’t understand Mr stark. Why do I have to know how to kill you?

Tony: Because Roger’s sent me a freaking flip phone and if I turn evil someone has to know how to defeat me.

Peter: What about-

Tony: Trust me kid. I went to Harley first, he pledged his minionship before I even finished.