Simon Would Be Loaded By Now.....

Simon would be loaded by now.....

Aline: If I had a nickel for every time I've been kidnapped, I wouldn't have any money, but I'd have peace of mind

Simon: Good for you

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tsc the mortal instruments cassandra clare tmi the shadowhunter chronicles simon lovelace simon lewis shadowhunters i love this boy kidnapping my favorite white boy!!! aline penhallow simon lewis lovelace tda gang the dark artifacts kidnapping simon simon lewis lovelace lightwood aline

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intrenalcrisisnerd

3 years ago

Sizzy is some of the kinkiest mother fuckers to ever exist...change my mind

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isabelle lightwood the shadowhunter chronicles simon lovelace simon lewis sizzy simon lightwood simon x izzy simon lewis lovelace shadowhunter simon

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intrenalcrisisnerd

3 years ago

I want a Sizzy serial killer AU fic. I can't write fics, someone write one and tag me pls!

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intrenalcrisisnerd

4 years ago

random mugger: give me your money

harley: *holds up a reverse UNO card* bitch, give me YOUR money

random mugger: the fuck-

**later**

harley: and that's how i avoided getting mugged!

tony: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Harley

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intrenalcrisisnerd

3 years ago

What ever you do don't imagine Simon asking Alec and Jace about Shadowhunter marriage puposals, while at the same time Izzy's asking Clary about the Mundane traditions, cause they both want to purpose and stereotypical gender roles don't effect them.

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I love them i love this alec lightwood jace herondale clary fairchild they’re in love tsc isabelle lightwood the shadowhunter chronicles simon lovelace simon lewis this has definitely been done before i shipped them so hard izzy lightwood otp: i need you sizzy simon lightwood tales from shadowhunter academy simon x izzy simon and izzy simon lewis lovelace alec and simon are friends they just dont want to admit it alec and simon shadowhunter simon simon x isabelle isabelle lovelace

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intrenalcrisisnerd

3 years ago

Fanon Simon: A lovable adorable cinnamon roll, who could never hurt a fly.

Canon Simon: A sarcastic asshole who rival Jace in sass.

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fandom the shadowhunter chronicles simon lovelace simon lewis shadowhunters cinnamon roll sarcastic thats just how it is tmi gang simon lightwood tmi series tales from shadowhunter academy simon lewis lovelace shadowhunter simon jace lightwood herondale cannon compliant

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intrenalcrisisnerd

1 year ago

Yk those fics where neil is less than discrete in Milport and pretty much gives up Nathaniel day 1? I want one of those, but Kevins facial recognition skills and trauma repression means he just doesn't clue in? Like at one point the whole team knows who he is except for Kev and hes not even hiding it anymore, snd everyone just plays on it waiting for Kev to clue in....then when Rikos little banquet reveil happens....he has a little reboot moment, slams his head on the table and just goes" ya that checks out"..... should I write it? Im more of a reader but i need to see this in written yk?

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intrenalcrisisnerd

2 months ago

For my event planning class I have to plan a wedding....my teammates will never know. This is an actual report I am submitting for a grade.....sometimes I like life.

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intrenalcrisisnerd

4 years ago

Looking for s SPN where Lucifer won is season 5 and kinda brainwashed Sam and Dean to be his 'generals'... I think Dean ended up using angel grace or blood to be immortal and match with demon blood Sam... there was almost of Crowley angst.....it was on ao3 is anyone knows this one plus let me know.

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intrenalcrisisnerd

3 years ago

TMI Gang on a mission after edom

Alec: * makes a plan*

Simon: That's a shitty plan

Alec: okay you might have pulled through in Edom, but I make the plans!

Alec: I kept Jace and Izzy alive before you showed up

Simon: That's because your plans are shitty but theirs are somehow worse

Jace and Izzy: That's fair

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intrenalcrisisnerd

4 years ago

Malec

i want to experiment. reblog this with your fav tsc ship. i want to see which one is truly the most popular.

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