Fanon Simon: A Lovable Adorable Cinnamon Roll, Who Could Never Hurt A Fly.

I feel number 3 on a spiritual level.....this list hits diffrent

phases of joining a new fandom

1. obsessively consume all canon content faster than human beings should be capable 2. pick a ship at random and read 2/3 of everything that exists on AO3 for that ship 3. The YouTube Edits Phase™ 4. what’s in this tag on tumblr? (repeat as many times as necessary) 5. scream

Tony: *stares in concern*

Morgan: people who sleep without socks on make me worry.

Harley: people who sleep WITH socks on are not to be trusted.

Shuri: People who sleep are weird.

Peter: I was a sock once.

I just want a book with a queer people, who just happen to be queer people, like it’s not related to the plot or there character development one bit. Like please queer people can exists with out it being 90% of their personality, AND they can have struggle unrelated to there queerness like literally just give me a character who just casually has a bi flag up, the protagonist changing prounoins through the book, like make t cannon but not frequently mentioned cause it not important to the plot.

Just Imagine

So you know how in CoHF, toward the end after Simon loses his memories and all, they go and tell him about it cause he names his band 'The Mortal Insruments'?? Remember in CoB when he said that Eric picked the band name? I just have a theory that maybe Simon didn't even name the band, like the rest of the band knew about the shadow world, like they've met Isabelle. Imagine if Eric or Kirk or Matt named the band? Like just imagine that while their all talking to him about remembering, he's soooo confused but just goes along with it cause this boi is in complete Pansexual panic over all the VERY attractive people talking to him randomly, so he just goes along with it. And we know the rest. I just love the thought of someone else being the reason he gets to re-learn his life.

MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

Your Confort Charcter is who you want to be and your favorite character is who you actually are......How screwed up are yall??

Okayyy so I know Simon's Jewish but I feel like he'd be the type to get tattoos with every one, like something the represents there friendship/relationship, like a Mango with Jace,.a bow with Alec, a Parabati rune with Clary, ect.

I Ordered this a while ago on etsy and the finally came!! I'm so excited, I'm going to put them on my backpack for school ro piss off some specific teachers there, ( keep in mind I go to a catholic school) I also orders a pro-choice and racism is real, and a free Palestinian pin. Teachers at my school have actively tried to get us to participate in pro-lifr rally out side of school, and preached that we need to fight for 'rights'. I cant wait for one of them to ask!

I got them from PricklyCactusCollge, they have a lot of cute stuff, if you want to check them out

The TMI Gang are millennials...Let that soak in

Malec

i want to experiment. reblog this with your fav tsc ship. i want to see which one is truly the most popular.