The TMI Gang Are Millennials...Let That Soak In

MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS

- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.

- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)

- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.

- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.

- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.

- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.

- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.

- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.

- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.

- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.

- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.

- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate

- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.

- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.

- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.

- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.

- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.

- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.

- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world

-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned

- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught

- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass

- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.

- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.

- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.

- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.

- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.

random mugger: give me your money

harley: *holds up a reverse UNO card* bitch, give me YOUR money

random mugger: the fuck-

**later**

harley: and that's how i avoided getting mugged!

tony: from the bottom of my heart, what the fuck, Harley

How have y'all gotten ur crate boxes yet😭

Y'all are talking spoilers for the extra chapters and like mines not here yettttt, can y'all like wait and chill for like 10 min until mine even gets here before y'all spoil all this twinyard stuff??????

I feel number 3 on a spiritual level.....this list hits diffrent

phases of joining a new fandom

1. obsessively consume all canon content faster than human beings should be capable 2. pick a ship at random and read 2/3 of everything that exists on AO3 for that ship 3. The YouTube Edits Phase™ 4. what’s in this tag on tumblr? (repeat as many times as necessary) 5. scream

Gonna gwt hate for this bur I head cannan that Aaron and Katelyn have Twins, 1 both and 1 girl, and aaron names them Natalie and Nathaniel..... because he's a little shit and because he can.

I Ordered this a while ago on etsy and the finally came!! I'm so excited, I'm going to put them on my backpack for school ro piss off some specific teachers there, ( keep in mind I go to a catholic school) I also orders a pro-choice and racism is real, and a free Palestinian pin. Teachers at my school have actively tried to get us to participate in pro-lifr rally out side of school, and preached that we need to fight for 'rights'. I cant wait for one of them to ask!

I got them from PricklyCactusCollge, they have a lot of cute stuff, if you want to check them out

Simon is the only one who will remember the possum incident

Kit Herondale is the definition of Bi Panic. No I don't take criticism.

One of my favorite parts of COB-COG, and in the beginning og CoFA, is that according to Jace, him and Simon are really good friends, he genuinely believes that him and Simon bicker like siblings ( and they do in the later books) but at the same time Simon thinks Jace genuinely hates him, and wants him gone. Like no he love you....it so sad yet so innocent and I love it, cause they both deserve good things and it right there, but Simon doesn't think he's loved and it shows.

I just want a book with a queer people, who just happen to be queer people, like it’s not related to the plot or there character development one bit. Like please queer people can exists with out it being 90% of their personality, AND they can have struggle unrelated to there queerness like literally just give me a character who just casually has a bi flag up, the protagonist changing prounoins through the book, like make t cannon but not frequently mentioned cause it not important to the plot.