Valentine: oh great and powerful, please grant ....
*gets smited*
Simon: yo motherfucker! Heres how this is gonna work...
Raziel: him. Him I like
Eh I'm bored, why not!
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I honestly need to know if I’m the only one who growing up reading TMI I imagined Alec Lightwood as arab, I’m Emirati and Palestinian so that might play a role but I can’t seriously be 100% alone in this 😭😭
I mean....i always pictured him really, but still lighter than magnus, so i had trouble picturing him like will...aka british white boi...if that's helpful?? Not really arab...but like south american almost..if that makes sense at all. but thats just how I picture him.
One of my favorite parts of COB-COG, and in the beginning og CoFA, is that according to Jace, him and Simon are really good friends, he genuinely believes that him and Simon bicker like siblings ( and they do in the later books) but at the same time Simon thinks Jace genuinely hates him, and wants him gone. Like no he love you....it so sad yet so innocent and I love it, cause they both deserve good things and it right there, but Simon doesn't think he's loved and it shows.
Neil being regarded for the moment....were sll in agreement the Nathaniels bestie would be Allison yes?
Simon - is 100% Pansexual, like he literally dosent care at all, he just thinks people are pretty, definitely experimented with He/They pronouns at some point. Not for me personally but I LOVE the thought of him being Trans...it would just add a whole new level to the books, plus him and Diana?? They would have the most chotic friendship and just vibe. Alec won't let them be alone together after they almost killed a bunch of homophobic/transphobic clave members, cause neither if them take any shit.
Isabelle - Have to do her next cause cause Sizzy = life. She's definitely Demi something, Demi Romantic or Demi sexual. Was most likely very confused an frustrated with herself( that why she dated around but nothing stuck.) She didn't know it existed until Clary explained it l, when she was confused about what she felt for Simon after Edom.
Alec - I read a fic where he was a hermaphrodite (intersex) and it was so good! And you know Magnus our 'Free Wheeling Bisexual' would be nothing but supportive. He didn't know pride was a think and was very confused when Simon asked if he was going. He got scared by all the people flirting with him and basically hid behind Magnus the whole time. It was adorable.
Clary - Clary is the type of bisexual who doesn't tell any one she's bi, not because she embarrassed, but she just kinda assumes everyone knows( they don't, she comes off as straight.) Gets offended when people assume she's straight. Is very confused about They/Them, She/They, He/ They pronouns, she trys but just can't understand them, very supportive non the less!
Jace - He was bicourus for a little while, experimented a bit ( with Clary knowledge of course,) but ultimately decided he's heterosexual. One day he realized that hes the only straight in the TMI gang and just being completely done, accepted his role as the token straight of the group.
Maia - honestly does not care what she is, doesn't use and sorta of labels out side of not straight. Uses She/They pronouns, the type to get into a conversation with a homophobe and drop the ' you know I'm not straight right?' Half way through.
Rafael Lightwood-Bane - started questioning around 14-15. Relised he was somewhere along the ace spectrum and went to talk to his aunt Izzy cause she's also on it, and wanted to ask about it. He walked in on her and Simon were in the middle of some not so vanilla things and now jokes that they scared him ace, Alec agrees, walking in in them is scary, he's done it too.
Will and Gabriel and Gideon and Sophie and Cecily and Charlotte and Henry and Cordelia and Lucie and Anna and The Merry Thieves just forming a fandom for the TMI and TDA characters.
And they tune in through seraph blades. Like every time someone names a blade, they hear static and get audio till the person's done using the blade.
Otherwise it's just like a silent cartoon
All of them desperately trying to figure out wth Magnus and Tessa and Jem are doing.
Mathew becoming a bookie and taking bets.
Watching clace like a soap opera.
All of them simping for Malec and Will being like OH SO HE DID KISS ME.
Cordelia admiring Emma when she uses Cortana.
All of them wondering how Tatiana Blackthorn, of all people, produced a descendant as awesome as Jules.
Charlotte sighing in exasperation every time Clary calls herself Fray but also fondly remembering the warlock girl with no mark that came to live with them in the London Institute.
Will going absolutely ballistic when Jem and Tessa finally get together going THATS MY PARABATAIII.
Christopher being so proud of Clary and Anna being so proud of Alec and also Izzy.
Okay who's writing this fanfic?
Fanon Simon: A lovable adorable cinnamon roll, who could never hurt a fly.
Canon Simon: A sarcastic asshole who rival Jace in sass.
Soooooo My phone just kinda broke...? Like it was fine one second and the next just not. So sorry I haven’t been active lately I’ll probably be on a hitatus till I get a new one. So ya I’m still alive if any of y’all were wondering.
Alexander Lightwood - Gay - The Shadowhunter Chronicals
Magnus Bane- Bisexual - The Shadowhubter Chronicles
Raphael Santiago-Aromantic/Asexual (same as me) - The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Aline Penhallow - Lesbian - The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Kieran Kingson - Pansexual/Polyamorus- The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Christina Mendoza Rosales - Polyamorus - The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Diana Wayburn - Transgender - The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Christopher Herondale - Bisexual - The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Nico Di Angelo - Gay - The Percy Jackson Verse
Charlie Bradbury - Lesbian - Supernatural
Apparently there a limit of how may photos each post can have so I'm making a Part 2 cause I love them so much
My head cannon that makes no sense but lives rent free in my head any way is that Alec calls Simon Elijah...and he gives no explanation as to why.