I Just Realized Alastor Died In 1933 And Chocolate Chip Cookies Were Invented In 1938.

I just realized Alastor died in 1933 and chocolate chip cookies were invented in 1938.

Man has NEVER had a chocolate chip cookie.

I-

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Children's cough syrup if you could consume it in large quantities

That's what this drink is

I like it

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Imagine Alastor trying to learn how to use an Iphone

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3 months ago

HAPPY (1 day late) BENDYVERSARY!

GOD I LOVE THIS FRANCHISE SO MUCH 🖤

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Fun fact of the day:

The Star Spangled Banner became the official USA anthem in 1931 and before then it was considered a patriotic song

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6 months ago

Tumblr was being an ass and wouldn't let me post this yesterday

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1 year ago

Do you guys think Alastor can get fleas? And he's just like "god damn it I got fleas again." Like it's just his version of Lice?

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1 year ago

Imagine if all of us collectively together tried to fight God. I feel like it'd go something like this:

God: uh... Abel what are the humans building? H-how and why are they getting so close to Heaven? WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES!? I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE A SHITTY VERSION OF THE SIMS!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE COMING TO HURT ME!?!

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1 year ago

Chicken McNugget

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8 months ago

God bless America and all those lost in the tragedy of 9/11

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Go to the playlist and play it.

Most bipolar shit ever-

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