Tumblr Was Being An Ass And Wouldn't Let Me Post This Yesterday

Wait, wait, wait-

Y'all know how everyone headcanons that Wally from Welcome Home and Yellow Guy from DHMIS are uncle and cousin?

And you know how Wally's house is alive, and how objects in Yellow Guy's house comes to life everyday?

Well-

What if- what if their family or species just has this magic ability to bring random shit to life-

Like- just think about it- Wally getting lonely and sad or just bored and he either accidentally or intentionally brings home to life/gives it sentience

And Yellow Guy just accidentally does it everyday not realizing he is and having no idea how to control it cuz no one taught him!

THINK ABOUT IT FOR A SECOND!

IS IT A GOOD IDEA OR NAH!

mhm u-u

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Yep.

Y'ALL I JUST REALIZED SAMMY LAWRENCE LOOKS LIKE MY FATHER OH GOD-

If I do not get to see what Sammy Lawrence actually looks like in the BATIM movie I'm rioting.

I believe Alastor sneezes like a dad

Loud as fuck

Imagine if all of us collectively together tried to fight God. I feel like it'd go something like this:

God: uh... Abel what are the humans building? H-how and why are they getting so close to Heaven? WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY CAN THINK FOR THEMSELVES!? I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE A SHITTY VERSION OF THE SIMS!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE COMING TO HURT ME!?!

Imagine dying but you still have to pay taxes

Imagine if people today used early 1900's slang

Like just imagine

"we're totally gonna drink that giggle water tonight Britney!"

"Yeah bitch, but if we wanna get to them cute boys we gotta get a wiggle on"

"alright let's go! Hopefully Jessica didn't show up she's such a Abercrombie"

"and a dead hoofer too"

(I looked these up please don't crucify me if some of them are incorrect or mean something else)

Imagine Alastor trying to learn how to use an Iphone

God bless America and all those lost in the tragedy of 9/11