I Feel Like We Don't Give Enough Appreciation To The Fatherly Side Of The Gods. How About Zeus, Who Taught

first time writing fanfiction of a character : uughh i hope this is all canon accurate... it cant be canon innacurate at all or the enitire fandom will throw rocks at me...

10057th time writing the character: heres them working at a mcdonalds

writing be like

writing fanfiction is the most fun awesome thing on earth. also terrible horrible awful one thousand agonies

"You're not upset that our alternate universe selves aren't together?"

"I don't know. Being together in every universe would make it seem... inevitable. I like that I chose you. I like that this version of you chose this version of me. Does that make sense?"

I love how Odysseus and Telemachus meet the goddess of wisdom and battle strategy, a literal force in their world, an immortal, all powerful, being, and they go, oh look she's friend shaped!

It's genetic. It has to be.

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

My average writing experience:

"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"

*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*

Mutuals agreeing with your headcanons is how you gain immortality btw. ascending to godhood as we speak