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When an INFJ’s battery is at 0% and going negative

INFJ: LOL

INFJ: Also, kill me now.

ENTP:

ENTP: …I’d prefer not to.

Actual conversation*

(*aka, when a group of millennials rent a cabin in the woods)

INTJ: We're going make a fire in the wood stove.

*INFJ watches over INTJ's shoulder as ENTP heads into the kitchen*

INFJ: …Okay.

INTJ: The fire starters are in the storage room, right?

*ENTP re-emerges from kitchen with a paper towel, the corner of which is lit in an orange flame*

INFJ: ...Yeah.

INTJ: Cool. We’ll use fire starters and some of the scrap wood from outside to get it going. We’ll start small and then see whether or not we’ll need to add some coals or…

*In the background, ENTP tosses flaming paper towel into the wood stove. A stack of logs goes up in flames*

INFJ: Um...*points finger in direction of wood stove crackling with a blazing bonfire*

*INTJ finally turns around*

INTJ: DUDE, WHAT THE--

*ENTP beams proudly*

So obv INFJ hearts ENTP, which is great but I was wondering - do you have any other mbti ships you like? Don’t hold back I can take it (the real question is… can THEY?) lmao

Aaaah, good question!

I probably have a disappointing answer *_*

I guess I don’t really ship other MBTI types because I don’t have any personal experience with them or know anyone else who does.

I particularly love MBTI stuff when I can match it up with an actual person or experience. (Eg, I’m an INFJ and my partner is an ENTP. Most of what I read about INFJ x ENTP is crazy funny/accurate, at least in describing my relationship with ENTP. Particularly the theme that ENTP is the only type that can climb INFJ's walls or bounce back from a door slam. I literally "door slammed" ENTP ten years ago and seven years later he just showed up out of nowhere like “Aaayyy....btw, I love you” and we've been together ever since, lol.)

...but I DO have an INTJ friend who I’m pretty sure would be stupidly happy with an ENFP friend of mine (if INTJ ever wanted to stop brooding in solitude, which seems…unlikely) so I guess that might be the other one!

I definitely do NOT ship INFJ x INTJ (it's not a popular one but I've seen it occasionally). I fully admit this is entirely based off a horrible relationship I had with a (different) INTJ in the past. I just don't think INFJ auxiliary Fe works well with INTJ tertiary Fi. But that's another story for another day. (Not saying it's impossible. Just expressing my personal experience was a dumpster fire of epic proportions, lol.)

INFJ

Brooklyn 99

(Jake is an ENTP, too, heeeeeeeeey)

The worst part is, Olson got away. That's the worst part?

BROOKLYN NINE-NINE | 2.20

Okay, new theory. The majority of Brooklyn 99 comedic gold is based on some strong ENTP vibes 😂

Tim Drake, age 13, re: Dick Grayson

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