Cowboy Boobs

“Always cut towards your chum never cut towards your thumb

You can replace your chum but you can’t replace your thumb”

Bartholomäus Traubeck - Years

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

“Anyone for a tip of Buckley’s?”

“Well, I oppose...”

“Beautiful! Like a Duck.”

do u ppl say ‘etic’ or ‘eee tee sea’ when u read this?-> etc.

we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail

a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew

“You’ve got duck’s disease, built with your ass too close to the ground.”