Bartholomäus Traubeck - Years

“Beautiful! Like a Duck.”

“Can I count on you?” “I have ten fingers and ten toes, of course you can.”

“Well, I oppose...”

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

“CheeriBye”

died and came back as a cowboy i call that reintarnation

do u ppl say ‘etic’ or ‘eee tee sea’ when u read this?-> etc.

a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew

we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail

“Always cut towards your chum never cut towards your thumb

You can replace your chum but you can’t replace your thumb”