Captain Droiderica

James *walking into a wall*: fuck

Lily: whats up with him?

Sirius: He caught Remus and I snogging after his practice and is being a big baby about it

James *yelling towards the lamp*: IT WAS MORE THAN JUST SNOGGING

Remus: honestly james is this how you plan to live for the rest of your life?

James *turning towards the window*: I TOLD YOU I TOOK MY GLASSES OFF BECAUSE IVE SEEN ENOUGH

awesome

Damon: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Stefan: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Bonnie: A realist sees a freight train.

You: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

positive someone's done this before

OMG

Just Perfect

i rewatched revenge of the sith

sirius: moony can I kiss you?

remus: if you can reach

Someone ought to tell Harry…

Have a wonderful week everybody 🌻🐝💚

Y/n: Do I date tall people??? Just so they can always see me from my best angle??? Or is that just a bonus for them????

Kol: You date tall people because everyone is taller than you.

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This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Y/n: *seductively takes off glasses*

Y/n: Wow...

Ladybug: *blushes* Haha... what?

Y/n: You're really fucking blurry.

I just love the idea of putting Loki's thorns as a tattoo.