Fanfiction Club: The Rules

Y/n: Do I date tall people??? Just so they can always see me from my best angle??? Or is that just a bonus for them????

Kol: You date tall people because everyone is taller than you.

My thought.

Thor hopping on Stormbreaker and riding them into battle like a fucking witch was the funniest goddamn thing I have ever seen in my entire life

Someone ought to tell Harry…

Have a wonderful week everybody 🌻🐝💚

positive someone's done this before

Bullet train incorrect quotes:

Y/n: *seductively takes off glasses*

Y/n: Wow...

Ladybug: *blushes* Haha... what?

Y/n: You're really fucking blurry.

KGSKGSKGSKGS

Sirius: *Wearing Y/N's glasses* How do I look?

Y/N: *Squinting their eyes* I have no idea.

awesome

Damon: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Stefan: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Bonnie: A realist sees a freight train.

You: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

I just love the idea of putting Loki's thorns as a tattoo.

Of course

Reblog if you've ever cried over the death of a fictional character