Painful Bartylus to non toxic rosekiller my love
Painful bartylus where [pre emotional growth] Regulus was just excited someone liked him but Barty didn’t like Regulus he loved him
And Regulus didn’t love him back
Painful Bartylus where Reggie was not in the best mental space and couldn’t handle all of Barty’s Bartyness, told him he was too much, too loud, too weird even though Barty was trying so hard not to be
Painful Bartylus where the breakup wasn’t a big deal for Regulus because he figured neither of them were really that emotionally invested and they became friends again immediately but for Barty it was just a desperate attempt to keep Reg in his life
Then Evan Rosier who saw it all happen and couldn’t say anything because these were his two best friends but all he could think was how he could do it so much better, how he and Barty would be so good to each other
Evan Rosier who got the chance about a year later when he and Barty kissed on New Year’s Day and then proceeded to not stop kissing
Barty who was so terrified of losing Evan too and Evan finding it hard because he’s not good at emotions but in every way he can, showing Barty he loved him with hugs and handholds and playing with his hair and Evan’s lap becoming Barty’s new resting place
Evan figuring out he’s ace and worrying Barty won’t want him anymore
Barty saying I love you for the first time when Evan finally breaks down over it
Evan not being able to say it back straight away and Barty not minding because he already knew from all the ways Evan showed him already
Evan finally saying it and Barty nearly bursting into tears because honestly he never thought in a million years he could ever be this happy
And because I’m on a roll w it
Regulus finally doing better when he starts dating James, Regulus who notices how it affects James when people call him weird or too much, Regulus who sees how different Barty is with Evan than he ever was with him
Regulus who REALISES.
Regulus who finally apologises.
Wolfstar hits harder if Remus isn't conventionally attractive.
Because while Sirius is still deep in denial and internalized homophobia, he's convincing himself like "it's okay, i'm not gay, anyone would want to kiss Remus once in a while, he's just objectively hot"
Except Remus is ankward and quiet when not around friends, he's too tall like he grew up too fast and doesn't know what to do with this extra height, his scars scare people away, he wears grandpa sweaters, drinks tea in his free time and goes to sleep at 9 pm, he can't flirt for the life of him (even though he could bc he's witty and sarcastic) because he has no self-confidence and it shows.
He's basically a loser (affectionate) and Sirius is like "it's okay, no need to panic, he's the sexiest man on earth but that's just an astute observation, no gay thoughts here"
and i just think that's funny as hell
Lily, walking into a common room: We need to talk about Sirius Sirius, not sure what she's talking abou: I didn't do it! Marlene, also unaware of what Lily is talking about: He did do it, I saw him
shipping Barty with Evan is just right.
shipping Barty with Regulus feels so good.
shipping Barty with Sirius hits different.
shipping Barty with Lily scratch the right part of my brain.
shipping Barty with James wakes something new in me.
shipping Barty is the answer.
Barty is everything.
Barty >>>
Barty.
Young regulus who had awful separation anxiety when it came to Sirius.
Cut to many of years later when Regulus has to call Harry, his boyfriend’s (of 2 years) 6 year old son, each night to tell him a bedtime story while on a business trip.
Sirius thinks this type of karma is hilarious
Barty “if your dad traumatizes you, traumatize him back” Crouch Jr.
5sos but it’s actually a marauders band au.
my favorite version of "sirius finding out about jegulus" is when sirius is worried james (who he views as the straightest person on earth) sees regulus as a girl only to find out that james affirms regulus's identity more than anyone. especially if it involves james and sirius rescuing regulus from grimmauld, and especially especially if this rescue involves sirius and james seeing regulus in a ballgown. what can i say, i have very specific tastes
@wolfstarmicrofic
Prompt 1: aparecium - 216 words
Remus was feeling nervous. He had wanted to show his friends the map for a while, but he needed to make sure it was perfect first.
When he did show them, they were all impressed.
"So you're saying that with this we should be able to se everyone, at all times?" James asked, astonished
"Yeah, but I'm still working on a spell for that to apply to everyone in the castle. For now I just enchanted the teachers and Filch"
"I'll help!" Said Peter, looking excited. He always liked researching for pranks.
"We should put a spell so only us could see it. Like, with revelio or aparecium" Sirius suggested, still staring at the map.
James brightened up at this "it should probably be some frase, though. And if they say it wrong, the map insults them"
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" Remus whispered and Sirius' head snapped up
"Say that again" he said
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"
"Yes, Moony! That's brilliant" Peter said, excited
"You're brilliant" Sirius muttered, his eyes shining in admiration.
He usually looked at him like that, like he had hung the moon in the sky.
Remus would never admit it out loud, but those eyes melted him inside and out.
MARAUDERS HEADCANON #2
Remus and Sirius were always very close, so when they started dating nobody suspected anything of the extra hugs and long "good nights".
Until one day, after a especially hard moon, Remus comes into the common room and just sits next to his boyfriend and kisses him full on the mouth.
Not many people were shocked, but James made a scandal, complaining about why they hadn't told HIM.
Peter and Lily were just whispering to each other "I knew it".
"that didnt happen in canon" and canon didnt happen at all, what is your point