Lily, Walking Into A Common Room: We Need To Talk About Sirius Sirius, Not Sure What She's Talking Abou:

Yknow that audio thats like

“you dated the brutal dictator of Nicaragua?”

“he wasn’t the brutal dictator of Nicaragua when I was dating him, that was his dad!”

That but its James and Sirius,

“You dated my brother?”

“He wasn’t your brother when I dated him, you were disowned!”!

jegulus telling sirius they are dating on april fools day and he laughed because haha nice joke prongs and then the next day they are still holding hands and kissing

Barty: All the haters being like “aren’t you wanted by the state?”

Barty: Its like-

Barty: I’m wanted by a lot of people okay?

Barty: that’s the price of being pretty

Barty: Anyways I did commit a bit of Arson

Evan: as you should

Remus: Sirius fell asleep with his head in my lap and kissed my cheek when he woke up. He's so cute. I wish he liked me.

James: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

Regulus (whispering to Remus): Good job on the test today.

Remus (whispering back): Thanks shorty. Why are we whispering?

Regulus (still whispering): I want Sirius to think we're conspiring against him. Please look at him when you reply.

Remus (looking at Sirius): Messing with my boyfriend? Fun .

Regulus (also looking at Sirius): I'm glad you agree.

Sirius, sweating in fear: What are they talking about?

James, who overheard them but doesn't want to ruin their fun: Stabbing

Painful Bartylus to non toxic rosekiller my love

Painful bartylus where [pre emotional growth] Regulus was just excited someone liked him but Barty didn’t like Regulus he loved him

And Regulus didn’t love him back

Painful Bartylus where Reggie was not in the best mental space and couldn’t handle all of Barty’s Bartyness, told him he was too much, too loud, too weird even though Barty was trying so hard not to be

Painful Bartylus where the breakup wasn’t a big deal for Regulus because he figured neither of them were really that emotionally invested and they became friends again immediately but for Barty it was just a desperate attempt to keep Reg in his life

Then Evan Rosier who saw it all happen and couldn’t say anything because these were his two best friends but all he could think was how he could do it so much better, how he and Barty would be so good to each other

Evan Rosier who got the chance about a year later when he and Barty kissed on New Year’s Day and then proceeded to not stop kissing

Barty who was so terrified of losing Evan too and Evan finding it hard because he’s not good at emotions but in every way he can, showing Barty he loved him with hugs and handholds and playing with his hair and Evan’s lap becoming Barty’s new resting place

Evan figuring out he’s ace and worrying Barty won’t want him anymore

Barty saying I love you for the first time when Evan finally breaks down over it 

Evan not being able to say it back straight away and Barty not minding because he already knew from all the ways Evan showed him already

Evan finally saying it and Barty nearly bursting into tears because honestly he never thought in a million years he could ever be this happy

And because I’m on a roll w it

Regulus finally doing better when he starts dating James, Regulus who notices how it affects James when people call him weird or too much, Regulus who sees how different Barty is with Evan than he ever was with him

Regulus who REALISES.

Regulus who finally apologises.

the marauders group chat

peter: good night homos!!!

peter: *homies

peter: eh same thing

James: most romantic ways to have a first kiss, wrong answers only

Remus: immediately after a death threat

Peter: while getting stabbed by your partner

Sirius: surrounded by dark magic

James: I said wrong answers only

"that didnt happen in canon" and canon didnt happen at all, what is your point

✨ Feelings ✨

@wolfstarmicrofic

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Sirius was staring at his boyfriend. They were in the library trying to finish a project due in two weeks so they wouldn't have to worry about it later.

Remus was reading and looked too beautiful to be true. Because, of course, when Sirius is REALLY trying to work, the light is just right and it makes his hair shine, his features softer and his laugh brighter.

It made Sirius dizzy how perfect he was. And incredibly prideful to be able to call him HIS.

-See anything interesting, sweetheart?- Remus asked suddenly, turning his head to look at him with a smirk

-Yes, actually - Sirius murmured without thinking, and blushing after he realized what he said

-Is that so?-

-Yeah...-

-What's on your mind darling?- Remus asked, a little smile starting to form on his lips

Oh, his beautiful lips

-It's just that... You make me feel...-

-Feel...?-

-...feelings-

-I make you feel feelings?- Remus said amused

-Maybe... It's just that you are too perfect to be real. Are you real?-

-I'm pretty sure I am real, yes- he chuckled- want me to prove it to you?

-Ok..

Before Sirius could even think what it meant, Remus gave him a short kiss.

-oh- he gasped, like it had never happened before and smiling dopily- ok, umm, good to know- he nodded

And just like that, they got back to work

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💞