Btw Wolfstar Dates Consist Of Them Making James Come Along & Then James Makes Peter Come Along. Wolfstar

everyone lowkey judging jegulus’ relationship bc james is a YAPPER and literally never shuts up and it seems like reg can never actually get a word in

but behind closed doors regulus talks and talks and talks until he can’t possibly talk anymore and james just sits and smiles as he listens bc he ADORES to hear about anything and everything that regulus has to say

i love them sm someone sedate me

Sirius: Next person to say “weird flex but okay” is getting thrown of the astronomy tower.

Regulus: Preposterous boast but alas.

barty and evan got a black cat after regulus died and named it 'leo' as in the leo constellation

every fic after tcoptp feels like whiplash tcoptp was the slowest of all slowburns and now im like literallt what the heck when the characters know eachothers names by chapter 1

Remus will be like “This is Sirius, He’s my girlfriend” and Sirius would swoon

jegulus telling sirius they are dating on april fools day and he laughed because haha nice joke prongs and then the next day they are still holding hands and kissing

James: most romantic ways to have a first kiss, wrong answers only

Remus: immediately after a death threat

Peter: while getting stabbed by your partner

Sirius: surrounded by dark magic

James: I said wrong answers only

Wolfstar hits harder if Remus isn't conventionally attractive.

Because while Sirius is still deep in denial and internalized homophobia, he's convincing himself like "it's okay, i'm not gay, anyone would want to kiss Remus once in a while, he's just objectively hot"

Except Remus is ankward and quiet when not around friends, he's too tall like he grew up too fast and doesn't know what to do with this extra height, his scars scare people away, he wears grandpa sweaters, drinks tea in his free time and goes to sleep at 9 pm, he can't flirt for the life of him (even though he could bc he's witty and sarcastic) because he has no self-confidence and it shows.

He's basically a loser (affectionate) and Sirius is like "it's okay, no need to panic, he's the sexiest man on earth but that's just an astute observation, no gay thoughts here"

and i just think that's funny as hell

regulus: UGHHHH your hair is such a mess, potter, it looks like 20 birds chose to make their nests there

james: i can cut it

regulus:...

regulus: over my dead and rotten body.

everyone’s always talking about how james is such an amazing dad, and yeah, he’s awesome, but can we take a moment to talk about regulus as a parent? i mean, let’s just agree that he’s sooo attentive, and sooo loving, and he always lets their kid hang out with him in the kitchen while he’s cooking or cleaning, just listening to them go off about random stuff like, "daddy, mr. snuggles (aka the stuffed bunny) said he doesn’t like carrots. we had a fight." and regulus will give this exaggerated shocked look and be like, "no way? seriously? you’re telling me?" all wide-eyed and dramatic, and they’ll just go back and forth like that for hours, because their kid’s got the same endless chatter as james