If I Was An English Teacher On April Fools Day
If I was an English teacher on April fools day
All my students would come in unaware of the horrors that await
Every thing will be covered in my little pony things every shity grammar poster replaced with a toxic mix of colors so bright it could blind a man
I would start the class pretending everything was normal with one exception as I walk up to greet everyone at my desk and begin attendance
“Good morning Everypony” i say
I go through attendance as normal but if anyone has something drawn on them I state in an overly cheerful voice “ my goodness did you get your cutie mark why don’t you come up and show the class”
After that I continue on with everything going through the plans for the day
“Today we will be doing character analysis I have chosen a show that is perfect for this. Your goal for to day is to begin working on a 3 to 5 paragraph paper that will be due on Friday.
I turn on my little pony
The next day everything’s gone
But they still have to do the paper and I’m using my little pony as examples for every thing till at least the end of the week
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I’m still insane over here
..on the plus side, we’re 3 for 3 on divorced old men?
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all i do is over caffeinate myself and function incorrectly
Every thing looks good in a tophat , tie / bow tie, and Monacle . And I mean every thing tho for some googly eyes are necessary
The glory of having a phone number is getting asked by a random person that is calling you Jared if you have any openings when your not old enough to have a job and your name is not Jared
I am manic and I am free
That one page from journal 3
(Many more pages to be illustrated)
Btw I use a recipe call refrigerator cookies witch basically makes that premade dough you find at stores but homemade it’s softer easier to save and it creates the most delicious cookies
It’s also very simple
I was scrolling through my posts and found this and just want to add a little context
This might be a little shocking but I was not high when I posted this
This was a sober thought and not only was I completely sober instead of asking my siblings if they hear it or calling a freind I made a tumblr post
GUYS IM FREAKING OUT I JUST HEARD A WHALE NOISE 4 TIMES NOW I LIVE NO WHERE NEAR THE SEA IN FACT IVE NEVER SEEN THE SEA AND MY AuDIO IS OFF SO IT CANT BE THAT
It’s 2:11 am it’s time to eat water
Sooooooo I just made this absolutely perfect burger but we have a problem
MY MOUTH ISNT BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE A BITE
