Sooooooo I Just Made This Absolutely Perfect Burger But We Have A Problem

I have found myself in a hell of my own creation made of my own sheer determination and an increasingly frustrating white 3032 witch is a front loader I had to search for it’s instructions online only to find they were excruciatingly hard to read

My fucking god

Is owning a kea legal in minisosta

I love how both corvids and parrots are in general highly intelligent, but where corvids generally have strict hierarchies, solve disagreements in the pecking order by fighting, and have a strong dislike for anything new or foreign until they figure out how to make use of it, parrots are just here to party.

The New Caledonian crow, who knows how to specifically build a tool in order to build another tool, never engages in play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with the right to vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time to play, they got work to do and kids to raise.

And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime!". Scientists decided to try what happens if they play the Play Call for two fully-grown adult keas that are together in an area and can clearly see there is no other, third kea to make the call, and they just go "great idea, disembodied voice! it's TIME TO FUCKING PARTY!" and start wrestling.

Imagine working really hard in order to make it into a top university to study astrophysics, making it to your first Very Serious Class, sitting down full of serious determination, and the dude next to you is taking notes without using his hands, with a glitter pen he's shoved up his nose. And his notes are good.

A dude in my class is playing Minecraft on a school computer using an emulator or something this is a big deal cause our school uses go guardian and we physically can only download 2 apps in the App Store one being gramerly and the other I think is 2048

Btw I use a recipe call refrigerator cookies witch basically makes that premade dough you find at stores but homemade it’s softer easier to save and it creates the most delicious cookies

It’s also very simple

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Everyone's offended. (Steve is most likely not even related to Bill, but they look really similar so yeah)

Keep triangle number-2 away froma all cables.

Sounds fun

I am playing a game where yyplay as animals and survive your starter animal is a tiger I’m a frog currently the frog is actually pretty week cause this game is realistic I’m a level 6 frog I’ve killed an entire elaphant and then dovoured it’s whole carcass with this frog. I don’t even have frog npc freinds yet to help me

So I was at school playing uno today and well we where play stack uno so if you lay down a plus two it can be rederecyed to the next person with another plus card soooooo we made one of the teachers draw 20

Just gonna leave this here

Make the most of the next two months

Get all your vaccines

Travel while we have a functioning DOT

Read and buy books on feminism, anti-racism, pro-lgbt

Attend drag shows

Don't skip any of your classes

Read and buy history books

Find your out-of-state networks

Learn to carry cash

Get birth control solutions

Support the Biden/Harris administration

Postpone large purchases and save money

Be careful of what you say online, like un-ambiguous attacks against the incoming administration, especially in spaces that contain your full name or personal information

Feel free to add on.

I personally think it’s the best thing ever I get a story and a haiku

Danny accidentally stops a version of the Injustice Universe from happening.

He's exploring other dimensions, just sightseeing with Dan (trying to teach that guy how put on his Empathy Cap) and Dani (she disappeared over Mexico but that's fine she'll find them), when he sees a hero from this dimension clearly not right in the head.

Also, about to attack a woman that very clearly knows him.

Danny would never forgive himself if he was made to hurt Sam or Tucker, and he can tell that this hero, Superman, is straightup about to make this lady a cloud of red mist.

So he drops his invisibility, focuses everything on speed, and barely reaches her before the hit lands, turning them both intangible.

"Wait, he just needs-!"

"Nope, we are not doing this."

With those words, he phases through the ground with the lady and absconds.

Dan can handle the angry guy with Super Strength; he's been itching for a fight anyways.

Danny's currently getting yelled at by the lady, so he's a little preoccupied.