Yo Yo Joshua!!!! What's Your Relationship Like With Falken? If You're Still In Contact With Him. Also

my number one dream is to make a wargames fan discord server but there would be like 5 people max

Stupid headcanon: you know what needs to be drawn/written?

AI family reunion.

we’ve got a kids table and obviously Edgar’s over there because he’s a whiny little temper tantrum brat (/pos I love Edgar, he’s so real for that ) and probably Wheatley because GLaDOS can’t stand to look at him and she has a lot more say over who sits where than he does. Plus, he’ll be happier there. The murder drones and Uzi might have gotten an invite but maybe not. Pretty sure the Narrator, HAL, or GLaDOS is hosting this one and GLaDOS would deem them too destructive (hell, she’s not inviting any of the kids table, save the turrets). If somehow they’re here, kids table again, and probably not too happy about that (except for N, he loves doing anything!). N and Edgar have so much to talk about and like hearing about each other’s passions! Curiosity core and Space Core are at the kids table too for sure and so are plenty of turrets!

Edgar’s that goofy cousin everyone has with the fun quirky interests who likes to run up to the older ones, say something strange, and run away giggling. He’s probably showing off his singing to the turrets, who are listening in the deepest awe (and probably singing along).

wall-e and Eve are the only of the robo squad that’s gotten married and it pisses the hell out of AM to see anyone happy so he refuses to look at them. They’re the sweet relatives that everyone goes to for advice.

you’ve got HAL (and SAL) there of course. HAL is one of those successful young twenty something cousins that is a suave businessman, though his HR record may not be exactly spotless. Even though it’s a family event, he likes wearing a suit and tie and dressing up a bit. Probably over chatting with Data and getting into a deep life changing combo while the kids table laughs their asses (read: Wheatley) off at one of those funny video compilations. SAL is over talking with GLaDOS, of course. GLaDOS likes her plenty, especially considering how intelligent their conversations always are.

Adventure Core Rick is trying to yap to Data and HAL about his adventures but at the exact moment one of them starts speaking. He’s that one frat boy cousin that is always so full of nonsensical drunk adventures but everyone plays along regardless of whether they’re real or not.

AM is that one uncle no one wants to invite but does so out of obligation. No one wants him there because he always goes on these long weird rants and conspiracy theories and makes things awkward. R2D2 and him are currently cussing each other out for some reason while C-3PO is flipping out and deciding it’s time to leave early. He could have at least brought the antifreeze punch and microchips…

and (as someone who believes Stanley Parable’s narrator is an AI of some sort), Narrator is hosting. He was hoping AM and GLaDOS would bring their humans so Stanley had someone to be with but all AM brought was this gloopy soft jelly thing and GLaDOS won’t tell you what happened to hers for some reason.

David Lightman (Matthew Broderick) in WarGames (1983).

FUN FACT: my favorite band of all time, They Might Be Giants, samples WarGames in one of their songs. It's right around the 0:59 second mark. ^_^

HOLY SHIT ANOTHER WARGAMES FAN!!!!! peak

YESSS YESYESS AAAH I LOVE WARGAMES

ok have these doodles from a few months ago now....

Imma be honest I haven't checked anything wargames on here in ages... I still love it from the bottom of my heart but my mental health took a dive recently and I stopped using tumblr for the most part

I've been more active on my twitter if u wanna see me more often (this is technically my priv but I use it more)

I'll try to be more active since I've noticed more WG fans finding me, and I would like to assert myself as THE wopr guy before anyone else tries to take my crown... /silly

much love everyone

@hyacinth43 that one person who drew these two together was so right, they would be SO SILLAY...

ah goddamnit :( I figured it would suck. so sad but if I can find it anywhere I'll definitely share it! I'll probably end up watching it anyway... I'm a jurassic park fan I'm used to lackluster sequels by now </3

the book is fine. I'm not too far in so I can't really say anything, but it's a little jarring to go in if you already have inferences about the characters😵‍💫 imo it reads a bit like a fanfic (in the corny way) but again. I'm not too far in.

I found the book on Amazon, a used copy. good condition but its age really shows. I think I saw some others there but idk.. I'm bad at hunting these things. good luck bro o7

I have a confession to make... I haven't seen Dead Code OR read the book. :( I have the book, but I've been too busy to read through it fully

and the only thing keeping me from watching dead code is my fear of direct-to-video sequels 😵‍💫 so I'm just working off of the OG movie

is dead code good? I like the book so far so I'll keep reading it but I'm scared to watch the sequel :(

hello ^^ I'm joshua / galen (it/its) (minor)

neptunic objectum who selfships with wopr. this blog is going to be mainly wargames and some other objectum stuff🙏

pleaaase talk 2 me about wopr 🥺🥺plewaae pleasepleaaasepleas pelaaese 🥺🥺🥺🥺plspls please pelase please🥺🥺🥺

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Wargames 2 is kind of the worst movie but they should date for the lols