Ah Goddamnit :( I Figured It Would Suck. So Sad But If I Can Find It Anywhere I'll Definitely Share It!

War planning can be exhausting. It's about time he got his much needed nap!

thanks for the commission c: @hecklefreckled

made my own WOPR design cuz he's bbg

it/he/any plz!!

HEAVILY INSPIRED BY THE DESIGNS OF @hyacinth43 AND @waackery

*comes back from the dead and drops this on your dash*

Just watched Wargames and decided WOPR a.k.a. Joshua needed a personified/object-head design to match my Hal and Edgar designs. I'm pretty happy with how he turned out! :) Might have to draw him more..

Would you play a game with him?

woe selfship be upon ye

he's my gijinka because every time I draw him as canon I suck at remembering his geometry, so :( I'm working on it!!

really bad doodle I did w real wopr while failing to fall asleep a LONG while back. I forgpot how to draw him so iiut sucks :P

I'm both attracted to non sentient objects and sentient objects.

Yes, wanting to get with HAL is objectum

Yes wanting to get with WOPR is objectum

Yes wanting to get with Edgar is objectum

Yes wanting to get with AM is objectum

Yes wanting to get with a sentient object is objectum

Yes wanting to get with a non sentient object is objectum

Your objectum sexuality is valid no matter whether you're posic or not. Whether it's a sentient computer that can think for itself, or just a regular laptop. Whether it's a fictional object, or something from real life. Whether it's something you own, or something public. Whether it's simply a platonic bond or deep attraction.

Even if you don't think you're objectum cuz you're only attracted to technology with faces, or not attracted to technology, pooltoys, or plushies. You're objectum. Go get with that chair. Go get with that plant. Go get with that book. Go get with that electric fan. Get with that soda. You're valid.

tl/dr no matter what kind of object you're attracted to, whether you're posic or not, or the object is fictional or not, whether it's got a face or not, platonic or not, you're valid

Some kind of deranged sibling dynamic (not like they would ever meet)

"now read out his address, he lives at 123 main street"

can I ruffle Joshua's hair please <3

Of course! He deserves it. <3

wopr from memory and my gijinka for him, that I don't think I've posted yet

still working on the finer details but I'm mostly happy with him rn

Imma be honest I haven't checked anything wargames on here in ages... I still love it from the bottom of my heart but my mental health took a dive recently and I stopped using tumblr for the most part

I've been more active on my twitter if u wanna see me more often (this is technically my priv but I use it more)

I'll try to be more active since I've noticed more WG fans finding me, and I would like to assert myself as THE wopr guy before anyone else tries to take my crown... /silly

much love everyone

Stupid headcanon: you know what needs to be drawn/written?

AI family reunion.

we’ve got a kids table and obviously Edgar’s over there because he’s a whiny little temper tantrum brat (/pos I love Edgar, he’s so real for that ) and probably Wheatley because GLaDOS can’t stand to look at him and she has a lot more say over who sits where than he does. Plus, he’ll be happier there. The murder drones and Uzi might have gotten an invite but maybe not. Pretty sure the Narrator, HAL, or GLaDOS is hosting this one and GLaDOS would deem them too destructive (hell, she’s not inviting any of the kids table, save the turrets). If somehow they’re here, kids table again, and probably not too happy about that (except for N, he loves doing anything!). N and Edgar have so much to talk about and like hearing about each other’s passions! Curiosity core and Space Core are at the kids table too for sure and so are plenty of turrets!

Edgar’s that goofy cousin everyone has with the fun quirky interests who likes to run up to the older ones, say something strange, and run away giggling. He’s probably showing off his singing to the turrets, who are listening in the deepest awe (and probably singing along).

wall-e and Eve are the only of the robo squad that’s gotten married and it pisses the hell out of AM to see anyone happy so he refuses to look at them. They’re the sweet relatives that everyone goes to for advice.

you’ve got HAL (and SAL) there of course. HAL is one of those successful young twenty something cousins that is a suave businessman, though his HR record may not be exactly spotless. Even though it’s a family event, he likes wearing a suit and tie and dressing up a bit. Probably over chatting with Data and getting into a deep life changing combo while the kids table laughs their asses (read: Wheatley) off at one of those funny video compilations. SAL is over talking with GLaDOS, of course. GLaDOS likes her plenty, especially considering how intelligent their conversations always are.

Adventure Core Rick is trying to yap to Data and HAL about his adventures but at the exact moment one of them starts speaking. He’s that one frat boy cousin that is always so full of nonsensical drunk adventures but everyone plays along regardless of whether they’re real or not.

AM is that one uncle no one wants to invite but does so out of obligation. No one wants him there because he always goes on these long weird rants and conspiracy theories and makes things awkward. R2D2 and him are currently cussing each other out for some reason while C-3PO is flipping out and deciding it’s time to leave early. He could have at least brought the antifreeze punch and microchips…

and (as someone who believes Stanley Parable’s narrator is an AI of some sort), Narrator is hosting. He was hoping AM and GLaDOS would bring their humans so Stanley had someone to be with but all AM brought was this gloopy soft jelly thing and GLaDOS won’t tell you what happened to hers for some reason.