This?
I love fancy and unnecessary synonyms I love intelligent I love superficial I love hyperbole I love convulsion I love superfluous I love specimen I love vernacular I love virtually I love retrospect I love serendipity I love leucotomy I love violet I love wolfram I love sum I love unusual I love genesis I love notwithstanding I love quicksilver I love Tellus I love antonym I love perpetual I love finite I love perplexed I love courtship I love reproduce I love procreation I love copulation I love coitus I love wow that's just a lot of fancy words for sex huh
But I also like the regular words. I like smart I like shallow I like exaggeration I like spasm I like unnecessary I like creature I like vocabulary I like basically I like second thought I like happy little accident I like lobotomy I like purple I like tungsten I like total I like weird I like beginning I like despite I like mercury I like Earth I like opposite I like eternal I like limited I like confused I like relationship I like fuck I like sex I like banging I like SEX
Woo.
Factually Incorrect
Something to show that I’m not dead.
casual blue crab miku doodle
wasteland miku
Perfect, Such raw unfiltered emotion!
Test Post:
Amtrak
⚡💛Fanart of miku X pikachu design
original: https://twitter.com/crem7x/status/1833181736341258595
Farewell online privacy
The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.
by @theworldmaps_
If you roll a nat 20 on stealth, you also get the element of suprise.
it’s always why the fuck are you making a periodic table blanket and never how was the periodic cloak did you have fun wearing the periodic cloak
Welcome to Nightvale, or any other weird podcast helps me have weird thoughts in a separate location from my work brain.
Friend: “hey my son can’t concentrate on his homework. He chooses to do literally anything else everytime. He said his head doesn’t feel like it.”
Me: “Did you give him music?”
Friend: “No! No tech until he’s done! He doesn’t need more distracted.”
Me:
“k, bring me the child”
*Go to her house*
*points to the obviously ADHD boy struggling with his homework*
Me: “so your head doesn’t feel like doing homework?”
Son: “yeah. It would rather do ANYTHING else.”
Me: *unwrapping earbuds* here, listen to this for an hour while you do it.
French voice: 1hr later
Son: “k I’m done! :-)”
Friend: “wow, what’d you give him? Concentra, Adderall, Ritalin‽”
Me: “Sweet Dreams by Eurythmics” and some lo-fi.
Random headcanon: the reason that Peach and Bowser don’t seem to get a lot of respect in some Super Mario games is because the Mushroom Kingdom is kind of a rural backwater and isn’t terribly important or influential politically, so people tend to regard Bowser as a C-list villain for being so hung up on such an insignificant conquest. Nobody really expects Bowser to be a serious threat – that would be like expecting a guy whose main claim to fame is repeatedly failing to conquer Wyoming to be a serious threat – so they get taken by surprise every single time.
Or a Plague Doctor. Yes, I'm 19 Yes, 90% of my posts will be whimsical reblogs
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