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Quill: I’m Peter Quill. People call me Star Lord.

Peter: wait Peter Quill?

Quill: yeah? what?

Peter *who watched a buzzfeed unsolved about his disappearance*: oh my god.

new recruits are not aware that the generals are married

Ok, so I’ve been thinking about Spiderverse, right? Like how people have this really awful headcanon that Miles steals his art supplies for whatever reason. But Miles has a really nice drawing desk in his room, right? And those things are really expensive, so his parents give him an allowance that let’s him buy art supplies and save up for a $300 drawing desk, or they bought it for him for his birthday or Christmas.

But I want to expand on that headcanon some more, because his mom and dad are a policeman and a nurse. Those aren’t high paying professions. They live in a nice house in a good neighborhood and send their son to a private school. This means they have a ton of bills and probably don’t have a lot left over.

While they can give him an allowance to spend on markers and sticker paper and stuff, they probably can’t afford to spend money on a fancy drawing desk, especially if he already has a perfectly good desk already that he does homework on or whatever.

But you know who doesn’t have those bills? Who in Spiderverse doesn’t have kids to send to private school and who lives in a really nice place that screams comfortable wealth? Who loves Miles and wants to support his hobby and has $300 to spend at the drop of a birthday?

Uncle Aaron.

Thanks for the DuckTales

Group selfie!! 👀❤️

"MARVEL CHARACTERS PERSONALITIES SUM UP"

Peter accidentally calling Tony “Mr. Dad”. Reblog if you agree.

Some Conversations I Overhear-

Eddie: *spray vanilla air freshener*

Venom: You Vanilla Whore.

Eddie: Oi, I'm not a vanilla whore.

Venom: Sorry Vanilla Bitch.

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Eddie: Can you survive chemical fires?

Venom: No-

Eddie: Then you can't be my friend.

Eddie: *yeets Venom*

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Anne Seeing Venom: THE ALASKAN BULL WORM!

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Venom: Can we get McDonald's?

Anne and Dan: You're dying!

Venom: So?

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Venom: hewwo mwister obama

Riot: God I knew you would be like this-

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Eddie: I love you-

Venom: Aww bitch me too the fuck.

Eddie: ...

Eddie: I'll get 'em next time.

Luke Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi are pretty pale for living on a desert planet with two suns.

Day 3: Adoption for Kalluzeb Appreciation 2020

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