I can't stop laughing
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Sorry not sorry =)))
Tech: About 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Omega: Really?
Hunter, face-palming: Tech, please stop trying to make jokes.
Echo: WHY. why did you give Crosshair a KNIFE?! Hunter: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Echo: Now I feel unsafe! Hunter: I’m sorry. Hunter: ... would you like a knife?
Crosshair: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Wrecker : FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Crosshair: No! Four to five seconds!
Wrecker : Too late!!!
Tbb is a divorce between Crosshair and Hunter and Hunter gets the children (We all know what Tech and Wrecker act like) and the house and Echo helps him get his life back together. He goes on a path to raise his daughter and ensure everyone else doesn't die while finding his self-fulfillment. In the end, he emerges a better and more mature person. Crosshair gets the money.
Good Omens One shot