Tech: About 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Omega: Really?
Hunter, face-palming: Tech, please stop trying to make jokes.
Echo: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?
Crosshair : Why? It was important.
Echo: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".
Crosshair, shrugging: The people need to know.
Echo, texting Hunter: Hunter! Help I’m being kidnapped
Hunter: Where are you?
Echo: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Hunter: I’ll call Crosshair.
Crosshair, answering their cell: hello?
Hunter: Where’s Echo? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Crosshair: Echo? What do you mean, they're right next to me-
Crosshair: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Crosshair: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!
Thanks for giving me a chance ❤
Or non-anons. Whatever works for you!
hey, who wants some banners?
Tech: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Hunter: Wasn't Crosshair with you?
Crosshair: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Echo: WHY. why did you give Crosshair a KNIFE?! Hunter: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe. Echo: Now I feel unsafe! Hunter: I’m sorry. Hunter: ... would you like a knife?
Echo: You have to apologize to Hunter
Crosshair: Fine.
Crosshair: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Y'know, before the movie Nimona, there was a comic book. I liked Nimona before it was cool.
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