I Have Back Pain Like An Old Person. Thanks, Scoliosis.

DEUTSCHLAND IST ALLES!!!!1!!!1!!1!111

when your main blog doubles as your personal

Australia sending actual good singers like this is a singing contest or something

I had a dream where Swaziland and Switzerland spontaniously decided to change names with each other.

It was a wild ride, I can tell you that.

kanye sleeping.

Languages i can imagine the signs learning

Aries: Japanese

Taurus: German

Gemini: Mandarin

Cancer: Cantonese

Leo: Afrikaans

Virgo: French

Libra: Norwegian

Scorpio: Spanish

Sagittarius: Gaelic

Capricorn: Swahili

Aquarius: Arabic

Pisces: Russian

Tayie :/

Zynth

Daily Mail’s now calling legs ‘stems’ and ‘pins’. God save us all

Man (30) dies after living on diet of chocolate, wine, Coca-Cola and Pringles alone - Independent.ie

A MAN who lived on Pringles, chocolate, wine and Coca-Cola died after his internal organs wasted away as a result of his poor diet, an inquest heard.

True story, bro