Me: I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT STARTING ANOTHER LANGUAGE

Ok, sure, Shaggy pulling the old “heads I win, tails you lose” gag on Scooby is a little silly.

What I really wonder about, though…

…is how he’s gonna tell…

…which side is which…

…on this completely blank coin.

*girl gets out* *girl gets tazed* *other girl thinks ‘what’s taking her so long to tell the guy off? i better get out and see what’s going on’*

do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

When your parents judge your friends based on race

if you see an injured bird on the ground, give it a knife and train it to fight

Kids.  Teenagers.  As someone staring 40 in the face lemme tell you a thing.

You are going to be horrified and embarrassed at some point by the shit you are doing now.

And you are going to wish with all your might you’d done more of it.  

You’re gonna wish you had more selfies, more photos, more videos being dumb with your friends.  You’re going to wish you’d had your hair even higher or your shoes even sparklier.  

Go.  Document the shit out of your ridiculous life.  Fuck trends but if you wanna be trendy, go all in.  Fuck in-groups and subcultures but if one sings to you, do it all.  Be exactly as cool or punk rock or goth or fandom or country or hardcore or hip hop or whatever, and don’t let anyone tell you differently.

Just don’t hurt people.  That’s the only thing you’ll ever genuinely live to regret.

Lerning German prepositions. auf - on unter - under über - over neben - next to vor - in front of hinter - behind zwischen - between gegenüber - across from

“To attract a man to a greater degree than to be drugged.”

I think I need a better translation than what Google Translate gave me...

Daily Mail’s now calling legs ‘stems’ and ‘pins’. God save us all

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