wolfstar, dance, and humor please!
Here you go lovely anon!!
“Ballroom dance lessons will be scheduled every Tuesday and Thursday afternoon.”
Remus' hand shoots straight up.
McGonagall doesn’t look at him as she swishes by. “Yes, Mr Lupin, it is compulsory.”
Sirius snickers, and James reaches over to pinch Remus’ morose cheeks. “I’ll be your partner if Lily rejects me, Moony.”
“Thanks,” Remus replies, “I’d love to be your sloppy seconds.”
“Not sloppy. Slutty, maybe. I saw the way you sucked on that popsicle yesterday-”
“That wasn’t intentional,” Remus says quickly, sinking into his seat.
“Boys,” McGonagall snaps.
None of them flinch.
“As you’ve so graciously sorted your own partners out, perhaps you can be the first to demonstrate your skills to the class.”
Sirius shrugs, slipping easily from his seat and straightening out, offering one hand down to a horrified looking Remus.
Eyes the size of saucepans, Remus reluctantly places his fingers gently over Sirus’ palm, but doesn’t move.
Sirius hauls him bodily from the chair, and strides to the middle of the floor, Remus stumbling behind him. All the desks have been pushed to the walls, clearing a space for dancing.
“First,” he says, loudly, before pausing. “Which dance are we doing?”
“Foxtrot,” McGonagall replies. The purse of her lips makes it impossible to tell if she’s taking the piss or not.
“Close contact,” Sirius continues, as if she never spoke, “is an important aspect of the Foxtrot.”
He pulls Remus against his body, one hand tightly wrapped at his waist, the other extending their encased hands. Winking at James, he dips Remus, ignoring his startled squawk, and kisses him gently on the tip of his nose.
“MR BLACK.”
Fairy houses
found these in my camera roll from god knows how long ago and found them funny, so you're welcome for the amazing gift of seeing them xoxo
star butterfly and mabel pines would absolutely, no questions asked, be the bestest of best friends.
that's it.
You know the best kind of ships?
The blonde and their dumbass dark-haired lover
deatheater using polyjuice potion [pointing at regulus] - shoot him, he's the shapeshifter.
sirius [aiming for the deatheater]- the real regulus would never give up an opportunity to die.
regulus- yup, rookie mistake honestly.
James, after a date with Regulus: hey Pads, what’s up?
Sirius, who just found out about them: YOU BROTHERFUCKER-
- It all began when Regulus skipped a year in potions and was partnered with Lily.
- They didn’t talk much at first. Lily, for one, was afraid of Regulus sharing the same views on blood status as his family whilst Regulus feared Lily would see him as nothing more than his last name.
- Within a month, however, Lily started smuggling muggle books for Regulus to read (he loved all of them.)
- From then forth they were like a house on fire.
- Lily told Regulus about her family and her relationship with her sister. In return, Regulus confessed how much he missed Sirius and longed to join him.
- It wasn’t until Lily saw the scars on Regulus’ body and how sudden sound gave him a violent shiver that she realised he had it just as bad as Sirius did.
- Remus soon started joining them in their “secret library” meetings, where they either splurged on Oscar Wilde and Virginia Woolf or gossiped their way through the day.
- Lily figured there was something between Regulus and James but couldn’t figure it out until she walked in on them making out in the Astromony Tower.
- After that she was their number one shipper and helped keep their relationship a secret (for both Regulus and James’ sake)
- Regulus would secretly hex anyone who called her (or anyone) a mudblood
- Regulus would vent and be sappy about James to lily for hours and in return Lily would tease the living shit out of James.
- Regulus made sure to introduce Lily and Pandora (although he was a little stubborn because of how protective he is of both, he loves their relationship and how much they work together)
"Green suits you," said Sirius with a smart smirk playing in his lips and a not-at-all subtle nod at the Great Hall's entrance where now Lily Evans was entering with her green gaze slotting through the tables in search of an empty seat.
"Yeah," James said absently, thinking about Regulus' sweater laying on the floor at the end of his bed and his tie hanging from one of the posts. "Green really suits me."
I saw that it was May Wongs birthday today from the book series murder most unladylike and so I thought I'd share the fanart I drew of her a few days ago as a celebration :]
@redbreastedbird
the marauders as shit me and my friends have said pt.2:
(they're all studying in the library)
Reg- If I shout parkour before jumping off a cliff, can my death be excused as a failed stunt instead of suicide?
Sirius- Reg wtf.
Pandora- Reggie love, we've talked about this.
Moony- hmm idk... let's find out.
Marlene- can I join?
Reg- So a suicide pact?
Moony- no no. a failed stunt pact.
*Reg, Moony and Marlene high five*
Marauders, Hamilton, Marvel, Dead Poets society fan, and more :]
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