Tfw Your Best Pal Who You’ve Been Gaying Off With For 20+ Years Finally Comes Out And Everything Suddenly

This is my boyfriend. Yes he's racist as fuck and wants to kill me because of it. I don't care I think he's kinda cute. He always tries to roofie me but I roofie him back so it's fine. I like to spoon feed him pudding and ice cream. It gives him a boner. It doesn't give me a boner but he passes out for 3-8 hours every time he cums so I make him do that so I don't have to deal with him as much. I don't masturbate him or have sex with him because we're not married enough. I told him we can be sexy together after we've been married for at least 5 years because god thinks thats super holy. or something. He agreed with me so now I don't even have to touch him. Last night I almost cut his penis off while he slept because I realized how vulnerable he becomes after eating a halfgal of icecream and conking out. so naked and pink. I decided not to do that but I did spoon more pudding into his mouth. I saw his dick get hard and then I threw up

Hey guys, can we maybe stop body shaming glob? Like, even if you think that its fine because one or both of them do things that annoy you like crypto scams and being really rich, other guys see that and its really not cool. maybe we can keep our criticisms about their actions and not their balding, their facial hair, or their bodies??

the sheriff of paddy's

im still debating internally whether the rose is a reference to the golden bachelor or to the machelor. which im positive is intentional and very, very evil of rcg to do to my delicate little brain.

Ashamed to admit I completely forgot about this. spiraling now

He's an ally

ohhhh my god the look into the camera

Dennis internalizing and adjusting to Mac's critique.

he luv him

S6E02 | S8E08

Kitty cat den

I love how Dennis' room is soundproof in 13x2 (the gang escapes), but by 14x1 (the gang gets romantic), Dennis and Mac can hear the couple arguing in Dennis' room meaning it's no longer soundproof.

When was someone going to tell me there is a promo video where Danny DeVito calls Mac and Dennis gay and then Rob says Mac would top?!?