my friend made me realize that i haven't widely shared my Grian headcanon in AGES. HoH/Tinnitus Grian. Dealer's choice; from the shoot-outs in YHS or from explosions in EVO. he's an exploding little guy okay. He has hearing-aids.
the thing is. that batteries drain faster in high altitudes and obviously he FLIES. A LOT. so he just puts the batteries everywhere around the servers. including on people
he just grabs Mumbo by the shoulders, and then gets out two little dot batteries from Mumbo's shirt collar. he just starts DIVE BOMBING people eventually. it's beautiful
he would not say that, podcast edition:
OP WHERES THE ESSAY
anti-social media.
the concept of tumblr popularity is so funny to me. not once have i spoken to anyone on this app who wasn’t sincerely upset and angry at the fact that one of their posts got notes and drew in all the deranged illiterate users from every corner of this app. tumblr isn’t even social media bc it’s incredibly bothersome to get notes and anon asks from some of god’s worst creatures wanting to argue with you for no reason
for $4.19 i will ruin your night with a headline you do not desire and could not possibly predict!
It occurs to me that as much as “humans are the scary ones” fits sometimes, if you look at it another way, humans might seem like the absurdly friendly or curious ones.
I mean, who looked at an elephant, gigantic creature thoroughly capable of killing someone if it has to, and thought “I’m gonna ride on that thing!”?
And put a human near any canine predator and there’s a strong chance of said human yelling “PUPPY!” and initiating playful interaction with it.
And what about the people who look at whales, bigger than basically everything else, and decide “I’m gonna swim with our splashy danger friends!”
Heck, for all we know, humans might run into the scariest, toughest aliens out there and say “Heck with it. I’m gonna hug ‘em.”
“Why?!”
“I dunno. I gotta hug ‘em.”
And it’s like the first friendly interaction the species has had in forever so suddenly humanity has a bunch of big scary friends.
i don’t have a source but i’m fairly sure this was a pun about an opposing theatre’s sewers (the rose) also his theatre was called the globe and he wrote all the worlds a stage so yeah shakespeare did puns
alsoyoulookgreatidontmeanthisasaninsult
“What’s in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”
#anonymous
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she’s gon?
queen's dead
do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo