He Would Not Say That, Podcast Edition:

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

who wants a collection of random phrases that popped into my head? tumblr? you want it? there’s some quality shit there!

my favourite genre of tumblr posts? well,

hellsite (affectionate)

No male WWI pinups exist yet so my gay ass decided to change that at 1 AM and I ended up looking like a propaganda poster with homoerotic undertones so

Why don't you tag any of your posts?

Why would I need to? do i need to tag them #funny to get notes?

a dragon finds a clutch of goose eggs and attempts to hatch them

Second order of creamed honey from Ioway Bee Farm finally arrived and while the almond creamed honey was a little underwhelming the blueberry one was almost *too* decadent. Like mortals were not made for something that tastes this good. This honey could corrupt a man from the first spoonful. It helps me to avoid eating half the jar in one go, though.

SCOTT MY BELOVED DESERVED also, Martyn??? the lore?? is so cool????

September 2021 Illustrations ヽ(• ‿ •)ノ