Hrishak - Untitled

Hisashi Eguchi talking in toco toco

a dragon finds a clutch of goose eggs and attempts to hatch them

totally not a kid YEP

a hermit!Tommy AU based on this

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

Holy trinity:

2024 off to an INCREDIBLE start

the cooking show I'm watching is rated PG-13 for language and nudity

Sushi Bedroom by Daisuke (2023)

Now that the new season is looming, here are some predictions I have for Hermitcraft season 9!

- Mumbo is going to go completely ballistic. The man couldn't kill anything for a whole season, the minute he gets a wooden sword no animal mob or player will be safe (either that or he'll kill one thing and then have a crisis but my bet is that one thing will be Grian)

- First player death will be Joe Hills and it'll be him falling into a ravine

- Either that or Iskall is going to kill someone without meaning to again

- There's going to be some dispute between two people who want to settle on the same mountain and they're going to turn it into a hilariously drawn-out comedic rivalry because of course they are

- First shop is going to be either Grian or Impulse

- On that note idk how likely this is but a Grian and Impulse business empire would be SO overpowered please I want it

- Hilarious disparity between people who mesh season 8 in with season 9 and have a canonical path of travel between the two vs people who don't even mention it at all (read: Zedaph and Etho being Blissfully Oblivious)

- Cleo is going to punch Joe. That's not even a prediction at this point that's just a universal constant

- Place your bets now on which happens first: Mumbo makes a cult or Scar makes a pyramid scheme! I'm betting one or the other in the first ten episodes, bonus points if it's neither and Etho does both

I'm saving this to reblog a few weeks in and see how many Apollo's bullseyes I can get, feel free to add on!

so if you don’t know what shifting is, a quick explanation is that it’s the idea that the multiverse exists and that you can transport your soul into a multiverse where your favorite characters are real. It’s a whole thing and was hugely popular on TikTok in 2020+2021.

Anyway I am Not judging anyone or even about to comment on shifting in itself.

But there’s also a concept that you can “script” the universe you shift to and even pick your appearance while you’re there.

And in late 2021 I posted a cosplay video that got a fair amount of views and people kept tagging each other in the comments and saying stuff like “I’m faceclaiming her for next time I shift.”

Which I swear did not bother me I was like okay you funky kids.

But two people specifically started taking about using my face when they shift universes to date Draco Malfoy. And I was like man. Don’t use my face to kiss Draco Malfoy. Im begging you.

I didn’t actually say that in the comments mind you I just let them be.

So anyway a few months ago someone posted a video discussing that they were one of the main shifting influencers and they faked everything and they were just lucid dreaming the entire time. So as you can imagine, shifters were very upset to hear this

I made a single comment about this situation. Maybe two sentences. And people are. Very angry.

And now for months I keep getting comments on my TikToks that I’m too ugly to date Draco Malfoy. This is considered the ultimate insult to them, I believe.

“Trust me. Nobody wants that face dating Draco.”

They’re also mostly running K-Pop fancam accounts and I’m trying to figure out the Draco Malfoy K-Pop link but so far I’ve got nothing.

Idk where I’m going with this I just felt like other people should know that I’m currently K-Pop Draco Malfoy’s number 1 enemy.