I Demand That Tumblr Bring The Crabs Back. Tumblr Should Be The One And Only Social Media With Crabs

Friendship goals 👻💃🕺

*tips party hat* you’re welcome

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

do all of them. make it a series

I know I’ve said this before but vampires

don’t show up on camera

can fly/scale walls

immune to bullets

can break into any safe by turning into fog or some bullshit

could probably hypnotize security guards as needed

therefore I am in dire need of a heist film where a group of vampires band together to steal back their old stuff from museums

gemtho is to etho within ethubs what cledubs is to bdubs within ethubs does this make sense

twirls my hair will we get PET neighbors maybe.. as in Pearl Etho Tango the neighbors ever who I am totally normal about (lie)

the cutest neighbours!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-;

on my shittake again, ignore it

The most painful part of The Martian was that, despite being millions of miles from home with little chance of survival, Watney was still expected to respond to emails

Woke up with a terrible thought

struck down by the mental image of an android laying down to "sleep" on a mattress shaped charging pad. oof. im experiencing the Emotions. rest well and recharge you dear little electric angel