*tips Party Hat* You’re Welcome

ra ra rasputin,

russias greatest love machine,

skin as cool as steve mcqee,

let me be the killer king

just watch me

Today is the only day you can reblog this.

my sister made me take this off of Instagram because she said too many people will believe me.

who wants a collection of random phrases that popped into my head? tumblr? you want it? there’s some quality shit there!

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

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This PC Romance is Happening To Me!!! a trilogy by marisha ray

Friendship goals 👻💃🕺