Hrishak - Untitled

we should start carving jack o’lanterns out of turnips again, this shit fucks

me: (reading) woolw, mlem, feitm, mteef

friend; no.

me: :( . wlw mlm ftm mtf.

City in Paint by Mateusz Urbanowicz

The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

what are you talking about, that’s a Disgraced Former World Leader.

I love Tufted Puffins why are they like this

they did it. they fucking did it. im

If I only could, I′d be running up that hill With no problems

Had a dream that I made a really generic “Fuck Jeff Bezos” post, and for some reason it got huge. I don’t know what dream logic made me think that would happen, but I remember people asked me to elaborate and I got to lay out my plans for a duel to the death and what recipes exactly we should use to cook and eat him. It was nice.

Quick is Din Djarin a jock who reads or a nerd who works out

anti-social media.

the concept of tumblr popularity is so funny to me. not once have i spoken to anyone on this app who wasn’t sincerely upset and angry at the fact that one of their posts got notes and drew in all the deranged illiterate users from every corner of this app. tumblr isn’t even social media bc it’s incredibly bothersome to get notes and anon asks from some of god’s worst creatures wanting to argue with you for no reason