Eric: Okay, Give Me A Topic.

Eric: Okay, give me a topic.

Jason: 9/11.

Nick: The olympics!

Joey: The 9/11 olympics!

Eric: Alright, so my choices are-

Merwin: They hit the THIRD tower, it's a world record!!

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houseofashesbrainrot

4 months ago

Zain, reading a book Jason gave him: Baba, what's a brothel?

Salim, after a long pause: It's a place where they make soup.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 months ago

Nick: You tried to join the freemasons???

Eric: No, I just looked into it!

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houseofashesbrainrot

2 years ago

Hey y’all, fun fact if you didn’t know, I wrote a fic like ages ago where Salim moves to London, so... if you wanna check that out it’s linked below<3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35081476/chapters/87385063

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Nick: Do you support gay rights?

Jason: I am literally dating Salim.

Clarisse: He's dodging the question.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 months ago

Jason: No, don't-!

Nick: JASON LISTENS TO WHITE GIRL MUSIC!!

Rachel: What?

Joey: Lmao why??

Jason: BRITNEY SPEARS DIED FOR OUR SINS, OKAY??

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Supermassive games: there is only one thing worse than being dead.

*tears off another piece of paper to reveal “eric being dead”*

Supermassive games: boom.

The fandom: Eric

Supermassive games: no-

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Jason: Yo dumbass, get over here.

Nick: Okay-

Salim *gleefully runs past*: I’m coming!

Nick *sadly*: I thought... I was dumbass...

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houseofashesbrainrot

4 months ago

Salim: I'm going to take a shower, you want to join me?

Jason: I keep a gun in the drawer under my bunk. If I ever say no to that question I want you to shoot me with it

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 months ago

Merwin: Joey, I'm gonna pretend for a second that you're my wife and that we have children,

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Jason: sticks and stones may break my bones-

Salim, nodding solemnly: but chains and whips excite me.

Jason, wheezing: nO! WHAT THE FUCK?!

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