Salim: Okay, Truth Or Dare?

Eric: What the fuck is Jason even doing?

Nick: HIS BEST!

Jason: Fuck AND marry Salim, and I’ll kill everyone else.

Nick: Damn it, Jason. That’s not how the game works.

Nick: Aw, no batteries :(

Eric: Aw, what were you gonna do?

Nick: Shine a really bright flashlight in your eyes...

So I played among us until four am last night, and instead of... you know... playing the game? I went on several rants about the meaning of happiness and how it ties to the human psyche.

Nick: Jason, Are you free this Friday at 8:00 pm?

Jason: I guess, yeah.

Nick: And what about you, Salim?

Salim: Yes, I am.

Nick, clapping his hands together and smiling: Great! Because I’m not. You two have fun on your date!

Jason: Wait-

Salim: Did he just-?

Jason: my boyfriend’s mad i haven’t replied to his post yet, like hold on shawty i’m tryna figure out how to spell georges

Rachel: now, Eric, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things, but i need you to be prof-

Eric: It’s because you’re short

Rachel:

Eric:

Eric, sweating: I take it back

Clarisse: What's up guys? I'm back.

Jason: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die.

Clarisse: Death is a social construct.

TRUEEEE and he yells at me a lot >:(

Solas is so tragic. How did BioWare go ‘we are making an elven trickster god companion’ and then end up with ‘elf benedict cumberbatch negs you asmr’

Salim: it’s been a rough 24 hours, we could stand to do something stupid

Jason: I’m something stupid, do me