Jason: My Boyfriend’s Mad I Haven’t Replied To His Post Yet, Like Hold On Shawty I’m Tryna Figure

Jason: We're playing scrabble. It's a nightmare

Salim: Scrabble? I like scrabble!

Nick: Not when you're playing with Rachel. She puts words like 'ephemeral' and we put words like 'dog'

dragon age inquisition is the only story i’ve seen that’s bold enough to ask - what if we attempt the found family trope, but half of your found family are so catholic they’re in line to be the pope and also you start out as pretty much a hostage

Jason: They should have a great American bake-off.

Salim: What would they bake, machine guns??

Jason: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Salim.

Nick: Not everybody likes Salim.

Jason: Who doesn’t?

Nick: What?

Jason: Names, now. Give me their names.

Alternatively

Jason: ow! son of a bi-

Salim pointing to Zain: Jason! children!

Jason: … isexual. son of a bisexual.

Salim: Why the hell is there blood everywhere?

Vampire!Jason: Well, you see, it's simple color theory-

Eric: You fight like my ex-wife!

Nick: I'm dating your ex-wife. That's a compliment.

Salim: it’s been a rough 24 hours, we could stand to do something stupid

Jason: I’m something stupid, do me

Eric: truth or dare

Rachel: truth

Eric: do you want to kiss Nick?

Rachel: dare

Eric: kiss Nick.

Rachel: never have i ever-

Eric: that’s not the game?!!