Nick: What happened to my fun girlfriend?
Rachel: I was never fun, you take that back.
Jason: why do the vampires keep trying to kill us?
Salim: maybe they’re homophobic
Jason: we’re not gay, Salim
Salim: we're not???
how dare y'all kill ashley tisdale (also rachel is like the best character fight me she deserves the WORLD and a kiss on the forehead)
Zain: can I have a cookie?
Jason: what did Salim say?
Zain: he said no
Jason: so why would I say yes?
Zain: because he’s not the boss of you
Jason, already taking out the cookie jar: you can have two
Jason: my boyfriend’s mad i haven’t replied to his post yet, like hold on shawty i’m tryna figure out how to spell georges
Nick: Aw, no batteries :(
Eric: Aw, what were you gonna do?
Nick: Shine a really bright flashlight in your eyes...
Eric: truth or dare
Rachel: truth
Eric: do you want to kiss Nick?
Rachel: dare
Eric: kiss Nick.
Rachel: never have i ever-
Eric: that’s not the game?!!
Jason: I would die for you
Salim: I would die for you too
Jason, suddenly very emotional: Please don’t
Rachel: WhY does this hallway smell like dater-pe???
Nick: Merwin uses a really strong cologne.
Jason: Overactive sweat glands, you know how it is.
Merwin: I smell fine!!
Rachel: Shower. Now.
Salim, eating a cinnamon roll:
Jason, shaking his head: cannibalism.
Salim: *confused chewing noises*
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