Arsonist's Lullaby

Here's a list of characters I love in fiction but hate in real life because some people are getting a little too serious

Tony Stark- MCU

Steve- Troll Hunters

Snotlout- How To Train Your Dragon

Greg House- House

James Potter- Harry Potter/Marauders

Matthew Murdock- Daredevil

Fitzwilliam Darcy- Pride and Prejudice

Tony Dinozzo- NCIS

There are probably more honestly. I love these characters and will defend them in an argument, but fiction does not equal reality

listen its not that i dont like fiddlestan, its just that if i go any deeper into it than casually seeing fanart, i fear my brain would destroy itself

Future Viktor giving the crystal to young Jayce really has Howl's Moving Castle "find me in the future" vibes

Kermit for pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

Iron Man 1 really said "the actual bad guy is the white capitalist who is selling arms under the table to both sides in order to extend the war and make as much money from it as possible," and Iron Man 2 really said "the white capitalist who gives a platform to people with bad intentions in order to make a buck is the reason the bad intentions have the opportunity to prosper and cause untold damage," and Iron Man 3 really said "the real terrorist is the white capitalist who will create and use fear to manipulate governments and the public in order to sell a product," and I really don't think enough people recognise this.

Crying bc all I want is a rosekiller fic with ROSEKILLER BEIGN THE MAINSHIP

I love @hemlock-dreams Hunting!Spider au! I'm so obsessed!

(The text says "you underestimated the power of my cheerful optimism")

The thing about Deadpool and Wolverine is that it is for fans of Deadpool and Wolverine specifically. Like none of us were there for the plot. We were there for self referential homoerotic nonsense violence and a love letter to the Fox era Marvel movies. So if you came there hoping for a terrific plot that breaks the formula, you were one of the critics complaining. If you were there to celebrate a good time with your old friends the characters, you had a roaring good time.

I had a delightful time. I will go again and continue to have a delightful time.

I am actually seething with anger because i just wanna enjoy this book I just finished (If We Were Villians) and it's a very popular book so it's easy to find content on but it's often with content about another popular book (The Secret History) and this is why I am angry. I hate The Secret History! I haven't ever read it, and I won't. It was my ex girlfriends favorite book and I loath her. I know I shouldn't let her ruin things like this for me, but so much anger builds up inside me and I just wanna scream! She also likes If We Were Villians but she doesn't talk about that one so whatever. I just wanna enjoy content about a book I adore without thinking about her or getting mad! Just ugghhh

Haha I wanna throw up

He got an F- on a history test

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