*looks At Phone Waiting For The Call Cutelly*

Ya'll dont you ever go outside and suddlendlly a motorbike starts doing [censored] noises and then you have to rapidlly go to sit alone and relax for five minutes soo you dont go nuts [aka feeling dangerous and stressed/anxious/uncomfortable around people]

4 times today

4 TIMES!!

Ya'll need to check your vehicles cuss damn i can't even go outside

Me when smoked salmon

When you're trying to read a book and then suddlendlly a word related to your fictionkin apears and then you start turning into your fictionkin and then you're just holding the book looking at the floor like-

✨️CANON EVENT✨️

✨️perfect✨️

Why is a werewolf who is also an angel in the library buying books about demonology[study of demons] quantum physics and mathematics, cientific proof that good exists studing them like the huge theorist he is taking notes and writing like he is some detective trying to solve the biggest crime in the history? He had a lil bit of an issue searching for those books for the library was a lil bit full of book almost empty in space to get in, specially for his big muscles and body [that dawg problably uses his whole bed as a weight], his huge six wings [wich he had to carefully move around] and his big fluffy black tail [wich he had to also carefully control not to wag it to much in exitement] to be careful not to accidently send anyone flying to the fifth dimension

Being a therian is so unserious why is a cougar studying psychology

A HUNDRED AND-

Cause it feels like Heaven when it hurts so bad

Baby, put it on me, I like it just like that, just like that

I been a nasty girl, nasty

I been a nasty girl, nasty

I been a nasty girl, nasty

I been a nasty, nasty, nasty

Is somebody gonna match my freak?

Is somebody gonna match my freak?

Is somebody gonna match my nasty?

I got stamina, they say I'm a athlete

Is somebody gonna match my freak?

Need somebody with a good technique

Is somebody gonna match my nasty?

Pillow talking got my throat raspy

If you keep up with me

I'll keep on coming back

If you do it too good

I'm gonna get attached

'Cause it feels like Heaven when it hurts so bad

Baby, put it on me

I like it just like that

Just like that

I been a nasty girl, nasty

I been a nasty girl, nasty (just like that)

I been a nasty girl, nasty

I been a nasty, nasty, nasty (I like it just like that)

I been a nasty girl, nasty

I been a nasty girl, nasty (just like that)

I been a nasty girl, nasty

I been a nasty, nasty, nasty

Big time, pull up, make a scene

Party's lame, no vibe, we can leave

Shotgun, my thighs on the seat

I ain't got nothing underneath

Looks like, you boutta spend the night

Looks like, I'm boutta change your life

Wife type, he's staying for a week

So I might just let him pay the lease

If you keep up with me

I'll keep on coming back

If you do it too good

I'm gonna get attached

'Cause it feels like Heaven when it hurts so bad

Baby, put it on me

I like it just like that

Just like that

I been a nasty girl, nasty

I been a nasty girl, nasty (just like that)

I been a nasty girl, nasty

I been a nasty, nasty, nasty (I like it just like that)

I been a nasty girl, nasty

I been a nasty girl, nasty (just like that)

I been a nasty girl, nasty

I been a nasty, nasty, nasty

If you keep up with me

I'll keep on coming back

If you do it too good

I'm gonna get attached

'Cause it feels like Heaven when it hurts so bad

Baby, put it on me

I like it just like that

Like it just like that

nasty, nasty, nasty

(Oh, ah, oh, ah) nasty, nasty, nasty

(Oh, ah, oh, ah) nasty, nasty, nasty

(Oh, ah, oh, ah) nasty, nasty, nasty

WTF JUST HAPPENED-

Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

Its funny when its also like

I have a dream as one of my flippy/fliqpy fictionkin where im covered in blood and angrilly growling then i gain concious in the dream and i see a blue cartoonish bunny rabbit on the floor covering his face they look hurt then suddlendlly i hear a car comming my way really fast and loud soo i look behind me and i see a white car comming really fast towards me i panic in fear i try to run but next thing i know i feel the car hitting my back everything turns black for a few seconds then next thing i know i open my eyes im inside my bed sweating

"That was a weird dream" i said to myself

"Thank god it wasnt real" .....

After saying this i try to get up and i feel sharp pains in my back it hurts to move i start having flashbacks of what happened....

Was it really a dream?

You wakeup to realize its all a dream.

Your whole human life was just one long wolf nap.

Years of species dysphoria and hatred towards your human body just for it to not be real.

The joy you feel is unimaginable.

You stretch your limbs and back and run off into the forest to find your pack that you've missed so dearly.

Just one question ya'll, for the werewolf kins that are also fictionkins specially

is it normal that when i have one of my fictionkins on/active while theres a full moon, insteread of turning into my normal werewolf form i feel like i turn into my fictionkin or like a were version of my fictionkin? Like for example, normally in this cold season my fictionkin flippy from fnf vs flipped out mod [wich is the one wich this situation normally happens with] is mostlly active soo when the full moon comes as a werewolf kin i feel myself turning but it feels...different, the ears feel like flippy's ears, the fangs feel different too, my nose turns into a way smaler "muzzle", the claws feel basically the same, but i still feel the same ferral urges to growl, claw something and howl as when i turn into my normal werewolf kin self

Do you guys esperience this too? Or am i "special"

I FUCKING LOVE LIBRARIES FUCK YEAH

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

—a memory of wind, by rachel swirsky