Its funny when its also like
I have a dream as one of my flippy/fliqpy fictionkin where im covered in blood and angrilly growling then i gain concious in the dream and i see a blue cartoonish bunny rabbit on the floor covering his face they look hurt then suddlendlly i hear a car comming my way really fast and loud soo i look behind me and i see a white car comming really fast towards me i panic in fear i try to run but next thing i know i feel the car hitting my back everything turns black for a few seconds then next thing i know i open my eyes im inside my bed sweating
"That was a weird dream" i said to myself
"Thank god it wasnt real" .....
After saying this i try to get up and i feel sharp pains in my back it hurts to move i start having flashbacks of what happened....
Was it really a dream?
You wakeup to realize its all a dream.
Your whole human life was just one long wolf nap.
Years of species dysphoria and hatred towards your human body just for it to not be real.
The joy you feel is unimaginable.
You stretch your limbs and back and run off into the forest to find your pack that you've missed so dearly.
I FUCKING LOVE LIBRARIES FUCK YEAH
When you're trying to read a book and then suddlendlly a word related to your fictionkin apears and then you start turning into your fictionkin and then you're just holding the book looking at the floor like-
✨️CANON EVENT✨️
Picking up three granades that were floating on the floor while fucking running, slaying with my parkour skills, flipping out and doing a genocide, stealing money that was on the floor, using random ass objects to do ilegal movements while running, use of weapons
Me when smoked salmon
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👀....
*wags tail*
HEY THERIANS!!!
Reblog if you wouldn’t mind compliments based around your theriotype(s)! :D
I am holy god's soldier and im the god of the moon for the wii
Damn that sounds sick-
FOR THE WII*wheezes*
I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
Why is a werewolf who is also an angel in the library buying books about demonology[study of demons] quantum physics and mathematics, cientific proof that good exists studing them like the huge theorist he is taking notes and writing like he is some detective trying to solve the biggest crime in the history? He had a lil bit of an issue searching for those books for the library was a lil bit full of book almost empty in space to get in, specially for his big muscles and body [that dawg problably uses his whole bed as a weight], his huge six wings [wich he had to carefully move around] and his big fluffy black tail [wich he had to also carefully control not to wag it to much in exitement] to be careful not to accidently send anyone flying to the fifth dimension
Being a therian is so unserious why is a cougar studying psychology
*pets*
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✨️*lies on you and cuddles you cutelly*✨️
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Yes you are Good
Because you would not be questioning yourself if you are good if you trully werent
Art by Essi Välimäki
▪︎Sealed and protected by God ▪︎144.000 soldier -werewolf -wolf therian -angel kin -fictionkin -terrenal angel -empath •apothisexual [sex repulsed] •aroace
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