You Still Remember The First Night You Shared A Bed With Your Sister. Nothing Turned Her On More Than

I know I'm not crazy, my little sister has to be doing this on purpose.

"Ughh seriously dad? Are you pitching a boner in front of my friends?"

"Omg I just saw it jump, you're dad is literally throbbing"

"Oh hey cousin! Why don't you jump in the tub with us?"

"Oh my god! Look at the boner growing in his shorts. You definitely need to get in here and cool down cuz"

Hey uncle can I show you my new cheerleader routine?

Yeah sure honey.. wait.. what are you doing

"Merry Christmas step-bro!"

"For your Christmas present you get to watch us make out"

Wait, what!??

"Hehe, aren't you so glad the three of us are family now?

"Hey wait a sec, is that a Christmas cracker in your pants!?"

"Oh oh! I wanna pull it!"

"No way I saw it first! Sit still bro"

Thank you Santa for giving me slutty stepsisters this Christmas.

"Are you going to follow me in or go back to your lousy wife?

I should’ve never agreed to sharing a dorm with my twin sister for college. Jerking off is banned and I can’t bring any girls over or else she’ll tell our super religious mom. 

But fuck me does she keep me hard all day with the way she dresses. I have blue balls all the time and I suspect she enjoys doing it to me.

"Oh come on, we both know you're going to give in to me"