"Ughh Seriously Dad? Are You Pitching A Boner In Front Of My Friends?"

You knew you were in trouble when your new co-worker turned out to be the biggest cocktease you've ever met

"I know you've been staring at my tits this whole time. I don't care if she's my best friend I want you to take out your dick right now and stroke it before she gets back. Let's see how quick these tits can make you cum. You are so fucking naughty"

"Oh hey cousin! Why don't you jump in the tub with us?"

"Oh my god! Look at the boner growing in his shorts. You definitely need to get in here and cool down cuz"

Fuck. I should've never let her borrow my laptop without logging out.

"Hey dad! My friend Riley is staying over for the night"

Uhhh honey, you know who this girl is right??

"Yeah of course dad it's Riley Reid. It's 2022 we don't judge women like that anymore okay? Anyway we'll be in our room, we'll try not to make too much noise and keep you up."

"Maybe your dad should join us"

"OMG Riley! You're so silly. Anyway, night dad!"

"Why do you always sit with a pillow in your lap? Move the pillow. I said move the pillow, now!

Wow. I fucking knew it. Rock fucking hard for your own cousin. Now what are we going to do about this?"

"I heard you bragging on the phone to your friends about how long you last in bed. One thing I won't tolerate is my own brother being a liar. You've always been a loser and I'm gonna prove it. Stay right fucking there and let's see how full of shit you really are"

Edge once for each ass.