"Whats wrong Mr.G you look uncomfortable"
Every night my daughter's make me stand and watch them give each other a 'goodnight kiss'. Only when they can see I'm hard in my pants am I allowed to leave and go to bed.
And every night I go to bed with a raging hard on knowing it would be wrong for me to do anything about it. The blue balls are excruciating.
Being a single dad is tough. Being a single dad with two slutty daughters who enjoy teasing their daddy is torture.
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As soon as my mom hugged me and I felt her nipples poking my chest I exploded right there in my boxers.
"I heard you bragging on the phone to your friends about how long you last in bed. One thing I won't tolerate is my own brother being a liar. You've always been a loser and I'm gonna prove it. Stay right fucking there and let's see how full of shit you really are"