As Soon As My Mom Hugged Me And I Felt Her Nipples Poking My Chest I Exploded Right There In My Boxers.

"Hey honey. Your dad's out of town so I was wondering if I could get your opinion on a couple of outfits. What do you think of this one?"

"Are you going to follow me in or go back to your lousy wife?

"I heard you bragging on the phone to your friends about how long you last in bed. One thing I won't tolerate is my own brother being a liar. You've always been a loser and I'm gonna prove it. Stay right fucking there and let's see how full of shit you really are"

Having my sister-in-law stay with us for the holidays was going to be tough. She didn't understand the concept of 'privacy'.

"Stand there and worship me like the goddess I am. I want to feel your precum dripping onto my legs. You're done when I say you are"

Your slutty step-sister loves to remind you how she completely fucking owns you

I never should've invited my assistant to my wife's birthday dinner. She's always been cocktease around the office but tonight is a whole different level. I can just tell there's no way she's letting me end the day without giving in and fucking her.

Oh um yeah sure, anytime honey.

"Say Mr. G, me and my friends were wondering. Earlier when you were going round giving us drinks, what was that buldge in your shorts? I told my friends it can't possibly be a boner because you know how young we are, right? I told them you're not one of those kinda pervs, are you?"

What? Um, yeah, I mean no of course not, must've just been the material bunching up you know?. Um I gotta go do some work now, see yourself out?

Hi Mr. G! I just wanted to thank you for letting me use your pool...