For A Company That Has Been In This Business For Decades, Microsoft Word And Onedrive Kinda Suck

Me: *is stressed out*

Also me: *not asking tarot about it bcs I know it will just give me Temperance like it has been doing and it pisses me off*

I like that my phone always autocorrects "neurodivergent" into "biodiversity." That's right. My friends and I all fill different niches in our social ecosystems.

Adulthood makes a lot of things feel bland. I bought this one game I know the child me would have enjoyed, but when I played the game all I got was a splitting headache and feeling meh about it.

Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.

If I got money every time I fixed people's references I would have been rich. Many of these people cannot be taught either.

i started doing things scared and doing things alone years ago the real challenge is doing things tired

every time i want to start a tarot reading i yawn like crazy like what is this biology

If I had known that saying I'm a full time student could stop these weird callers from trying to persuade me to register for whatever plans they have I would have said it earlier!!! Wasted 5 minutes.

I'm determined to listen to Until I Found You until I throw up the melody.

I just ate the fried chicken I bought 12 hours ago and kept at room temperature (health hazard some people say) and now I'm feeling weird I just hope my south east asian stomach is strong enough to handle whatever potential food poisoning this is. Amen.