I Miss When Library Books Used To Have Little Paper Pockets Inside With A List Of All The People Who

So my pills went missing and I was lowkey panicking I had searched everywhere on my table bcs I knew I did not move the thing anywhere else.

I was tired of searching for it so I asked tarot. 4 of Pentacles, 8 of Cups, Knight of Cups. Since 4 of Pentacles gave off withdrawn and protective energy, I got the impression that the thing was still in my private space (a.k.a my room), but was stuck somewhere in between other things because the dude was holding the coin so tightly. I also probably had checked the 'place' but I 'walked away' before I realized it.

Well. It was stuck in between the pages of my social psychology book... I love social psychology... and I had checked my books several times before that but I didn't see the pills 🤦🏻‍♀️

It's 8 AM and 5 minutes after waking up and I'm already annoyed with several people

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

I just ate the fried chicken I bought 12 hours ago and kept at room temperature (health hazard some people say) and now I'm feeling weird I just hope my south east asian stomach is strong enough to handle whatever potential food poisoning this is. Amen.

Me, when people (read: Saturnians) want to compete in a suffering competition by saying that Saturn's effect is worse than Pluto's and that they experience hardship more often:

I will forever love the archetype of the Virgo because one time I was so depressed I couldn’t see my options or my ability to choose and my Virgo friend made me sit down for coffee and wrote my entire agenda out for me like opened my journal and wrote down my to do list and when someone puts that much effort into you you really don’t want to fail. So that was a great month  

The whole "Sherlock Holmes still believes in a geocentric universe" bit is funny, yeah, but it always makes me wonder about what massive blind spots might exist in my knowledge. What assumptions am I carrying that would make an expert in the field go "You idiot, that was disproven in the Middle Ages"

Somehow when I say "hey I'm not planning to do X" but then I get the desire to or have to do X, or vice versa like saying "I plan to do X" but I end up not being able to do X. Do u kno what I mean? Moral of the story is people need to stop asking me about my plan bcs it might jinx my plan 😩

pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

Why does it seem like people's idea of a strong woman is someone who is not feminine and who doesn't want love and wants to be single forever