I Just Found Out That Locals Know About Mbti Bye I'm Going To Pretend Idk What That Is If Someone Asks

Youtube: "...pluto is alive and it isn't as calm as it seems-"

Me: mood

Wanting to teach myself mandarin but i ended up feeling like i was deciphering sounds that sounded the same

Adulthood makes a lot of things feel bland. I bought this one game I know the child me would have enjoyed, but when I played the game all I got was a splitting headache and feeling meh about it.

me: *sees the customer service employee type a series of numbers and click enter without checking it 2736127312 times*

me and my OCD: how does it feel like to be god's favourite?

The whole "Sherlock Holmes still believes in a geocentric universe" bit is funny, yeah, but it always makes me wonder about what massive blind spots might exist in my knowledge. What assumptions am I carrying that would make an expert in the field go "You idiot, that was disproven in the Middle Ages"

To think that I stay up until 3 fuckin AM thanks to excel

I think..... out of all mobile applications that should not have technical problems that persist more than 5 minutes— is mobile banking. I do not care if it's not realistic. Banks should hire as many qualified people as possible to make sure their damn app is working as smoothly as possible, especially when they give their clients no other choice besides to use their damn fucking app to make a fucking transaction.

when you're second hand experiencing a fandom through your mutuals and you start to pick faves even though you have no idea who any of these people are

People wanting a character being all good and moral and getting defensive when other people highlight the character's flaws............

Why does it seem like people's idea of a strong woman is someone who is not feminine and who doesn't want love and wants to be single forever